1. This screen sharing mistake:
in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
2. This mascot who was surprisingly called in to work:
cmon son..
3. This customer's "disguise":
Wegmans is limiting people to 2 packs of toilet paper per customer per day and i kid you not someone bought toilet paper then came back in 10 minutes later with a hat and sunglasses on and tried buying some more
4. This result of pure quarantine boredom:
Day 4 of quarantine
5. This complete and total spelling fail:
Due to the HUH??
6. This Zoom classroom accident:
JOINED MY ZOOM CLASS AND FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY ANIME BACKGROUND I WAS USING IN A MEETING WITH MY FRIENDS I HATE MY LIFE
7. This stay-at-home entertainment mishap:
absolutely no one: my dad doing virtual reality:
8. This driving catastrophe that could only happen in Florida:
Well hereโs a look at the first day of Florida re-opening Citrus county, Florida
9. This birthday drop-off fail:
My great auntโs petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didnโt even slow down
10. This mask idea that wasn't thought out:
these condoms come with a hole to pee through https://t.co/WjcDPnZAE0
12. These unwanted ramen:
Wow no one wants beef ramen even in a pandemic
13. This person who was put in her place:
At the grocery. Wearing my mask. Lady behind me, snarky & loud enough to make sure I heard, โdonโt guess she realizes that stupid mask wonโt do any good.โ Me: โHoney, Iโm an off duty nurse, Iโm wearing it to protect YOU. But, I can take it off if youโd like.โ She practically ran.
14. This terrible video chat lighting:
So uh, Dr. Phil needs to work on his lighting situation
16. This dad's ~tragic~ realization:
My dad just walked into the room looking sad as fuck with his fists closed and said โI just realized my office plant is gonna dieโ bc heโs working from home LMAO
17. This parent who didn't make any sense:
my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is Godโs way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
19. This absolutely clueless man:
My mom texted my idiot brother to check in with him. Ladies and gentlemen...I cannot make this shit up:
21. This boss who didn't practice what he preached:
My friend has been asked by her boss to hold a meeting in the office on why everyone shouldnโt be overreacting to corona virus, which her boss canโt deliver because heโs working from home as heโs too worried over corona virus...
23. This customer's impatience:
a client at our med spa just said โIsnโt covid over? no ones talking about it anymore.โ when I explained why we were appointment only and why our doors remained locked. she asked me, โhow long is this going to last?โ BITCH AM I GOD?
24. This corny-ass play on words:
Someone come get they man
25. And finally, this general mask-wearing fail:
people wearing masks without covering their nose