1. Spending two hours trying to boost your roots.
2. And then trying to enjoy your hair style for five seconds before the curls drop out.
3. If you could engineer a micro-climate, that would be ideal.
4. A 'messy braid' just looks like a plain old mess.
5. And a topknot is more like a knot.
6. You have tried every tip on Pinterest.
7. But sometimes products supposed to help just mock you instead.
8. You moult bobby pins as you move.
9. And your hair elastics work overtime.
10. Trying to keep baby hairs off your face is a nightmare.
11. The embarrassment of a sunburnt scalp in summertime.
12. Supplements and hair masks fill your bathroom cupboards.
13. But really, any kind of product weighs your hair down.
14. And you have to shower every day anyway, as your hair gets greasy so quickly.
15. Sleek swishy ponytails?
16. More like this.
17. LOL imagine being able to do this.
18. You cannot believe that Nicole Scherzinger's hair exists in real life. It would be too unfair.
19. If you used to have thick hair and it changed, this kind of thing is torture.
20. And when you see this, you know you're supposed to be like 'gross hair Mia', but instead all you can think is OMG SO THICK.
