Do You Know How To Take The Underground Like A Londoner?
You’re either a Londoner, or just a great human being. You have a healthy regard for personal space, but also the patience that comes with travelling long distances underground. Well done you.
Who even are you? Why are you so intrusive? Why can’t you just sit silently reading your freesheet paper, both loving and hating using the oldest underground system in the world? You need to start learning.
Travel etiquette is difficult, we understand. You’re not doing a bad job of it, to be fair. Keep at it, and soon you’ll have perfected the look of browbeaten despair that characterizes all commuters.