Which Relative Will Be Your Nemesis Over The Holidays?
"Yo dude, got any ganja?"
"Why can't you just settle down with a nice boy?"
"When are you gonna get a real job?"
"You'll miss me when I'm dead and gone."
"Hey man, have you ever considered letting someone ELSE get the drumstick this year, pal?"
"HEY, when am I gonna get a turn to play? I NEVER GET TO PLAY"
"Well, my personal opinion is ALL lives matter."
"Did you know I killed a man?"
"Can you grab me a beer from the fridge?"
"That's your third plate."