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23 Things Kids Who Didn’t Celebrate Christmas Knew All Too Well

Why is everyone asking where Christmas is? IT'S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.

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5. You definitely angered some parents when you let it slip at school that Santa wasn't real.

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8. Giving directions to your house became way easier during the holidays.

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"It's the completely dark one."

11. If you did celebrate another holiday, you desperately wanted a Santa-like mascot of your own.

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The Mensch on the Bench is probably good friends with the Eid Elf.

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14. Your friends would talk about "stocking stuffers" and you were like, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING GIFTS IN SOCKS?

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Other questions: If you hang the socks by the chimney, why wouldn't you just look in? When do you take the gifts out of the socks? Are the gifts useful!? DO THEY COUNT AS REGULAR GIFTS? DO YOU WEAR THE SOCKS?!

16. Gingerbread houses were also confusing. Do you build them or do you eat them?

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OR IS IT BOTH? AND IF SO, WUT.

17. You tried to create holiday neutral arts and crafts at school. It was impossible.

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What were you supposed to create with brown pipe cleaner, a red fuzzy pom, and googly eyes except Rudolph?

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18. You probably said something like, "It's OK that I don't get presents! We have a holiday that's baaaaasically the same as Christmas."

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19. It was a major shock walking into a department store in November.

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Or August. Or September.

20. People in your community acted like they were above the materialism of the season, but they were frontin'.

The only Christmas activity Muslim should celebrate are the Christmas discount sales y'all.

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The only Christmas activity Muslim should celebrate are the Christmas discount sales y'all.

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21. You didn't have Christmas dinner exactly, but you did have a special meal.

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