1. Your parents were obviously the ones who insisted you use a rolling bookbag:
2. They didn't say anything when you replaced all of your pants with JNCO jeans:
3. They lied to you when they said you looked good on photo day:
4. They let you wear Dragon Ball Z button-up shirts to school:
5. Or Looney Tunes sweatshirts:
6. Your mom came to your games and was a little too enthusiastic:
7. They lent out old fedoras and trench coats, because they thought they made you look handsome:
8. Your mom let you do your own makeup so you could try to look as glamorous as this:
9. They didn't unpop both of your collars before you walked out the door:
10. They gave you a bowl cut:
11. Or frosted tips:
12. Or a middle part:
13. They sometimes chaperoned dances and made grinding a literal hell:
14. They said boys would think your unibrow was cute:
15. They didn't teach you to shave right away, so you had a rat-stache:
16. They suggested you get transition lenses, because it's like a free pair of sunglasses:
17. They didn't care you had no talent when you entered talent shows:
18. They let you start a band in middle school, even though you didn't know how to play instruments:
19. Your parents kissed you good-bye way too aggressively in front of your friends:
20. They insisted you join a robotics or math club:
21. They made you get braces, but also gave you cornrows??
22. They bought you Pokémon cards and let you bring them to school:
23. They gave you leftovers instead of Lunchables:
24. And if by some miracle somebody was digging your style, your parents found a way to scare the living hell out of them:
