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Write An Epic Amazon Review And We'll Reveal A Slightly Embarrassing Secret About You

First things first: Fill out the title for your review.

Time to write the first sentence of your review. What do you want people to know most of all?

What will your second sentence be? Time to talk about the product in more detail.

Now it's time for your closing statement. How do you want to summarize your experience?

Finally, how many stars do you  
want to give your order?

When you're drinking something with ice in it, you crunch up some of the ice with your teeth, and then spit half of it back into your cup so it's less to chew. Then, once you go back to take another drink, you eat the smaller chunks of ice that have already been in your mouth. Delightful!

You drink your own ice backwash

You were just walking along, when suddenly, you tripped...on nothing. Yup, you just tripped on thin air. Have you done this more than once? Maybe that's more than you're willing to admit.

You've tripped on thin air

You love videos with cute animals, and when you just can't contain your excitement anymore, you start talking to the animals– through your computer or phone screen. Maybe even in a baby voice. Hopefully you do this when you're alone...

You talk to cute animals in videos

When you're in a good mood, you can't stop that rythm from making you move. Even if you are just at home in your PJs, you pretend you're one of Britney's dancers. SLAY!

You practice dance moves in the mirror

Once you get some of that alcohol in you, you become obsessed with scouring Facebook and Twitter, looking for opportunities to leave funny comments (or what you think is funny at the time, at least). Have fun, and don't text your ex!

You're a drunken social media fiend

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