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    20 Halloween Jokes That Will Just About Kill You

    It's never too early to get in the Halloween spirit. TRUST ME.

    1. Let's get this party started, shall we?

    Via pastahorde.tumblr.com

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    Via teen-bib-li-o-phile.tumblr.com

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    me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year

    4.

    Via kittyyrampage.tumblr.com

    5. SMDH.

    Via dailypuns.tumblr.com

    6. Ugh, why don't I ever find trapped souls in my food?!

    hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this

    Via Twitter: @bonerman_inc

    7. Laughing through the tears.

    Via durnesque-esque.tumblr.com

    8. RIP, the recipient of these texts.

    Via kindgf.tumblr.com

    9.

    Via hydrolases.tumblr.com

    10. I'm groaning! But not because of the jokes — I'm a zombie!

    Via hart2hartsquared.tumblr.com

    11. Oh god, heeeere we go.

    Via organic-crystal-meth.tumblr.com

    12.

    guy on reality show: I am ready for love other guy: I am also ready for love hell skeleton: I. WANT WHATEVER, PICK ME, or sleep forever,

    Via Twitter: @audipenny

    13.

    Via clumpynachos.tumblr.com

    14. The scariest thing I could ever imagine.

    A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them "WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE"

    Via Twitter: @tbhjustpizzaa

    15. Wow.

    Via infinitylester.tumblr.com

    16.

    Via disappointmentos.tumblr.com

    17. OK, one more and then I'll release you.

    Via flipperlips.tumblr.com

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