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20 Halloween Jokes That Will Just About Kill You

It's never too early to get in the Halloween spirit. TRUST ME.

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1. Let's get this party started, shall we?

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me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year

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5. SMDH.

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6. Ugh, why don't I ever find trapped souls in my food?!

hey @mcdonalds i ordered a sundae but instead you gave me the souls of the damned, did i have to pay extra for this

7. Laughing through the tears.

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8. RIP, the recipient of these texts.

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10. I'm groaning! But not because of the jokes — I'm a zombie!

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11. Oh god, heeeere we go.

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guy on reality show: I am ready for love other guy: I am also ready for love hell skeleton: I. WANT WHATEVER, PICK ME, or sleep forever,

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14. The scariest thing I could ever imagine.

A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them "WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE"

15. Wow.

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17. OK, one more and then I'll release you.

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