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Can't even get an updo with those locks!Can't even get a trade-in on your smock!Won't even make it through, 'cause you're all talk!I have to say, your dye job was a shock! -
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Since you've been gone, you've been so blue!How will you ever make it through?Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!Everyone hates your new hairdo!
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Dough to have the doctor fix your nose up!Time to have the doctor fix your nose up!Time to do your hair and paint your toes up!
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High school is where you'd better jive.You've got the dream, but not the drive.Baby, you know, you've got no drive.You should've known, you'd have to strive.
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Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school.Dust off that pencil case and go back to high school.Wipe off that sappy face and go back to high school.Turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school.
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It's about time you knew the score!Acting like school is such a chore!Don't even know what school is for!
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Except maybe a hooker!Unless she was a hooker!
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You never learned to cut a bob.Nobody wants to see you sob.Who wants their hair done by a slob?Take some advice from this heartthrob.
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Turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school.Wipe off that frowny face and go back to high school.Don't be a burnout, baby; go back to high school.Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school.
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Even Kenickie'd say the same!Even Dear Abby'd say the same!No one but you to take the blame!
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It's all you've got,Don't look distraught,It's just a thought,Get off the pot,
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Gotta be goin' to that malt shop in the sky.Gotta get goin' to that malt shop in the sky.Got an appointment at that salon in the sky.Gotta go cruisin' in my hot rod in the sky.
