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One of these finance bros is totes not what he seems, brah.

Can You Find The Finance Bro Who's Hiding Something?

This finance bro has no secrets; he has just washed up on a desert island (he lost control of his sailboat while cracking open a brewski). Of course, no one knows where he is, so to the rest of the world, this _is_ a secret. But he really wishes it wasn't.

No secrets for this bro!

This finance bro is actually a vampire, but that's by no means a secret. He doesn't usually work during the daytime, but he had an important client meet-and-greet lunch he couldn't miss. He usually doesn't look _this_ rough, but he also has a killer hangover from a long night out with his former frat bros in the Financial District last night.

Not this bro!

This finance bro's bro-worker has just told him some super sick office goss, so yes, technically, he has secrets. But he's about to spill those secrets to five more of his peeps, who will spread them all around the trading room floor, so really, they won't be secrets for much longer.

This finance bro may look totes stressed about something, but he's actually just on his bro break right now, and has noticed his name among the graffiti on the wall opposite him. Someone wrote, "For A Good Time Call Chad" with his phone number. Honestly, dude's not mad. Truth be told, it's been a while since Chad has had a good time. :(

Nope, not this bro!

This finance bro looks pretty nervous, and he is, but it's because he ordered an Uber, like, 20 minutes ago and it still hasn't arrived. He realized about five minutes ago that the pickup location he set wasn't completely accurate, so now he's trying to get ahold of the driver on his Bluetooth headset, but has been unsuccessful so far. He's supposed to crowd into an Irish pub with a dozen of his best bros all the way across town in five! What the hell, brah?!

This isn't the bro!

Here's this finance bro's secret: he's actually two kids in a suit and trench coat, though he hides it very well, all things considered. His only occasional giveaway is his wobbly walk when the bottom kid gets tired. Plus, he totally vapes in meetings when non one's watching. So, come to think of it, he actually has two terrible secrets.

You found the right bro!

Nope. This finance bro is just totally freaking out because there's a bug on his screen.

Wrong bro!

This finance bro isn't keeping any secrets! He's just sleeping. He was up until 5 a.m. doing shots with the crew. Dude, you should have been there. Trent was dancing ON the table. Worth it!!

This finance bro isn't keeping any secrets at all. He was totally _crushing_ some spreadsheets when he got a call from his wife, who told him she was going into labor. BRO, NO WAY!!!

Not the secretive bro!

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