This is my dear son, Webster. He's about to start his freshman year of college, and the thought of him being away from home without my guidance is TERRIFYING.
I need to find a roommate for him. He needs to live with someone responsible; someone who will look out for him when I can't; someone who won't pressure him into a lifetime of marijuana and bad decisions!
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