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Will I Let You Marry My Son?

Ever since he was a child, he has expressed to me that this is the most relaxing place in the world. He loves the sound of the receipts being printed out. I want to respect his wishes, and I am currently calling every bank in the area to see who can make this happen.

Webster REALLY wants to get married in the ATM section of the bank.

Where does my son want to get married?

He's very sad about that show. He needs this.

You should let Devinn do it.

This is Webster's best friend, Devinn. He really wants to be the best man. \*IF\* you were to marry Webster, would you let him have his wish?

Webster is always in a state of euphoria after the dentist. I tried to make his YouTube video "Webster After Dentist" go viral, but I did not know how to upload it.

After the dentist.

Webster wants to be proposed to. How would you do it?

You have to put Craig Nerf out of business.

This is Webster's worst enemy and neighbor, Craig Nerf. He once swore he would crash Webster's wedding. How would you stop him from ruining my son's day?

You will NOT be marrying my son.

Congratulations, I give you permission to marry Webster. BUT DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OWN HOUSE. You may live with me in my house. I'm not giving my son away anytime soon!!!!!

You can marry my son.

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Will I Let You Marry My Son?

This is my treasured, cherished son, Webster. He will be graduating college this year, so I think it'll be time for him to get married soon after that.

Naturally, I volunteered to help him find a suitable partner. This is the most important decision we– he will ever make. Anyway, I thought I'd broaden my search to the internet. If you want a chance at marrying Webster, you have to get a 100% on this quiz about him. NO EXCEPTIONS.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY!!!

Will I Let You Marry My Son?

This is my treasured, cherished son, Webster. He will be graduating college this year, so I think it'll be time for him to get married soon after that.

Naturally, I volunteered to help him find a suitable partner. This is the most important decision we– he will ever make. Anyway, I thought I'd broaden my search to the internet. If you want a chance at marrying Webster, you have to get a 100% on this quiz about him. NO EXCEPTIONS.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY!!!

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