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It's his first prom, and he won't be going with any troublemakers.

Will I Let You Go To The Prom With My Son?

The Texas Roadhouse in the strip mall is under construction, so the diner next to the Verizon store will have to do. Webster loves their coleslaw. Under no circumstances may Webster EVER go to Jayksonn's house! Jayksonn is a bad influence and a terror, and his parents let him drink caffeine after 1pm! Need I say more?

The diner is pre-approved by me.

So, tell me: where do you plan on taking my boy before the prom?

His favorite color was clear until he was 16, though.

Webster's favorite color is burnt umber. You must be willing to wear this color.

Webster wants to wear his favorite color to the prom, and it would look so nice for the scrapbook I'm making if his date matched him. What's his favorite color?

I don't know how to work the iPod, so if you'd be willing to help Webster put his song on at the prom, that would definitely help your chances as a prom date candidate.

It's perfectly fine for your favorite song to also be a song you wrote yourself.

Now, let me ask you this: What's Webster's favorite song to dance to?

I just wanted you to be aware that if you go to the prom with my Webster, I'll be watching you at all times. There will be no horsing around with my son at the prom, that's for sure!

I know.

I have, of course, arranged to be a chaperone at this year's prom.

\*Theoretically, IF I allowed you to take him.

There's no need to be spontaneous.

Finally, how would you ask Webster to the prom?\*

Let me make this clear: you will not be attending the prom with _my_ son. Good luck finding a date as good as Webster!!

You may not take my son to the prom!

BUT, you two had better be on your best behavior! I mean it when I said no horsing around– I will literally be standing right next to you the entire time, and I will personally take you to your home afterward! Oh, one more thing: Webster is not allowed to drink any punch. I am very concerned that someone is going to turn it into alcoholic punch.

Yes, you may take my son to the prom!

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Will I Let You Go To The Prom With My Son?

After much consideration, I have decided I will let my son Webster go to his junior prom, but now he needs a date, and time is running out.

I have begun screening potential dates for him. Do you qualify?

Will I Let You Go To The Prom With My Son?

After much consideration, I have decided I will let my son Webster go to his junior prom, but now he needs a date, and time is running out.

I have begun screening potential dates for him. Do you qualify?

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