The 10 Most WTF Recipes On Ragu's Official Website

Can you stomach the Pasta Planet?

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1. The Pasta Planet

The real reason Pluto was downgraded from planet status is because we needed to make room for this bad boy in the solar system.

Ragu recommends you serve this with "Galaxy Garlic Bread," whatever that may be.

2. The Pizza Python

This probably tastes fine, but what's the deal with that python's expression? This whole scenario is heartbreaking.

Fun fact: Ragu Pizza Planet is inhabited solely by Ragu Pizza Pythons.

5. Calzones On A Stick

Ragu has a separate recipe for calzones. It's fine that they want to offer a Calzone On A Stick recipe, but why stop there? Where's the Pizza Python On A Stick? Pizza Planet On A Stick? Don't get lazy, Ragu.