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Here's Why Finger Skates Are The Best Thing The '90s Ever Gave Us

Finger pop that rail, bro!

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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK. They've been here for years. Finger skates were all the rage in the '90s and they're BACK, BABY!

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OK, not really. But they should make a comeback. Here's why you need a pair of finger skates in your life.

You can make super ugly legs with your fingers. Who cares if these skates came out of the box missing a wheel?


You can make it look like there's a tiny ballsack between your finger-legs.


...or spend the whole day skatin' with your giant dick out.


You can lazily skate around on your desk when the workday is slow.

It's fun to finger-dance to hip jams, even as your skates literally break apart around you.

If you're really committed, you can accessorize you finger skates with some baller Skeeter Valentine pants.

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"Shred that rail, bro! Honk honk."

You can skate across your lover's rock hard abs.

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JK you're alone.

Look how much fun you could be having!

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Get some finger skates today before it's too late!

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