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The Definitive Ranking Of Poop

It's not the ranking we need, but the one we deserve right now.

Poop is the one thing that unites us.

Everyone poops. The young and old, the rich and the poor. But not all poop is created equal. Here are the different kinds of poop, ranked for your pleasure.

14. Lumpy Sausage Poop

13. Spicy Fire Poop

12. Tiny Hard Lumps

11. Fluffy Mushy Chunky Poop

10. Smooth Sausage Poop

9. Green Poop

8. Pregnancy Poops

7. Lil' Soft Nuggets

6. Black Poop

5. Classic Diarrhea

4. Death Poop

3. Slippery Snake Poop

2. Beet Poop

1. Corn Poop