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<b>How would you spend your time in Litchfield?</b>

How would you spend your time in Litchfield?

The Ultimate Game Of Would You Rather For "Orange Is The New Black" Fans

Would you rather have Sophia make you your own pair of stylish shower sandals or get a specially cooked meal from Red every night for a week?

Would you rather be stuck in prison until Norma speaks (of her own accord) or have your enemy accuse you of stealing a screwdriver and send you to SHU for a month, but you will be released from prison afterward?

Would you rather have the athletic abilities of Watson or the artistic abilities of Daya?

Would you rather have to spend an entire day with Pornstache or spend an entire day with Pennsatucky?

Would you rather win the mock job fair or be given your choice of role in the Christmas pageant?

Would you rather have 15 counseling sessions with Healy or have Fig be in charge of every decision you make for an entire day?

Assuming that you are in prison for one year.

Would you rather have to spend one month in the SHU or have to room with Soso for your entire prison stay?

Would you rather go into business with Vee for a month or be banned from the commissary for a year?

Would you rather be Larry's roommate or Polly's business partner?

Would you rather get..._special treatment_...from Nicky every day for a week, or get special cooking from Gloria every day for a month?

Would you rather have an illicit prison romance like Daya and Bennett but have to worry about the repercussions if anyone finds out, or not have the romance at all but not have to worry about facing major consequences?

Would you rather be stuck taking 30-second showers because of plumbing issues or be able to shower as long as you want but not be able to wear any sandals to the shower?

Would you rather have Morello's van-driving job, and thus be able to travel outside the prison walls, or be allowed to do what you please instead of work but are thus stuck inside?

Would you rather be in a relationship with Poussey but have a falling-out with your parents because of it or be best friends with Taystee but never have another romantic relationship?

Would you rather eat a pie after Crazy Eyes has thrown it on the floor every day for a month or eat one sandwich that Red has placed a tampon in just one time?

Would you rather \*finally\* catch the chicken or finally learn the entirety of that damn eggplant joke?

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