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The Ultimate Game Of Would You Rather For "Orange Is The New Black" Fans

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  1. Would you rather have Sophia make you your own pair of stylish shower sandals or get a specially cooked meal from Red every night for a week?

    Sophia's sandals. I don't know what's on the floor in those bathrooms.
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    Sophia's sandals. I don't know what's on the floor in those bathrooms.
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    Red's a pretty good cook, so I'm sure she could whip up something special.
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    Red's a pretty good cook, so I'm sure she could whip up something special.
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Would you rather have Sophia make you your own pair of stylish shower sandals or get a specially cooked meal from Red every night for a week?
  1. Sophia's sandals. I don't know what's on the floor in those bathrooms.
     
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    Sophia's sandals. I don't know what's on the floor in those bathrooms.
  2. Red's a pretty good cook, so I'm sure she could whip up something special.
     
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    Red's a pretty good cook, so I'm sure she could whip up something special.
  1. Would you rather be stuck in prison until Norma speaks (of her own accord) or have your enemy accuse you of stealing a screwdriver and send you to SHU for a month, but you will be released from prison afterward?

    Norma has to talk at some point... right?
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    Norma has to talk at some point... right?
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    I'll just take my one month in SHU and be done with it. Who knows when Norma will speak?
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    I'll just take my one month in SHU and be done with it. Who knows when Norma will speak?
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Would you rather be stuck in prison until Norma speaks (of her own accord) or have your enemy accuse you of stealing a screwdriver and send you to SHU for a month, but you will be released from prison afterward?
  1. Norma has to talk at some point... right?
     
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    Norma has to talk at some point... right?
  2. I'll just take my one month in SHU and be done with it. Who knows when Norma will speak?
     
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    I'll just take my one month in SHU and be done with it. Who knows when Norma will speak?
  1. Would you rather have the athletic abilities of Watson or the artistic abilities of Daya?

    Watson — girl can run.
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    Watson — girl can run.
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    Daya — girl can draw.
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    Daya — girl can draw.
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Would you rather have the athletic abilities of Watson or the artistic abilities of Daya?
  1. Watson — girl can run.
     
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    Watson — girl can run.
  2. Daya — girl can draw.
     
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    Daya — girl can draw.
  1. Would you rather have to spend an entire day with Pornstache or spend an entire day with Pennsatucky?

    Pornstache may be skeevy, but he's not as bad as Pennsatucky.
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    Pornstache may be skeevy, but he's not as bad as Pennsatucky.
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    Pennsatucky all the way. As long as you get on her good side, you're OK.
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    Pennsatucky all the way. As long as you get on her good side, you're OK.
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Would you rather have to spend an entire day with Pornstache or spend an entire day with Pennsatucky?
  1. Pornstache may be skeevy, but he's not as bad as Pennsatucky.
     
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    Pornstache may be skeevy, but he's not as bad as Pennsatucky.
  2. Pennsatucky all the way. As long as you get on her good side, you're OK.
     
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    Pennsatucky all the way. As long as you get on her good side, you're OK.
  1. Would you rather win the mock job fair or be given your choice of role in the Christmas pageant?

    I want the pride of winning that job fair and proving my skills.
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    I want the pride of winning that job fair and proving my skills.
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    The pageant would be my moment to shine.
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    The pageant would be my moment to shine.
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  1. I want the pride of winning that job fair and proving my skills.
     
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    I want the pride of winning that job fair and proving my skills.
  2. The pageant would be my moment to shine.
     
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    The pageant would be my moment to shine.
  1. Would you rather have 15 counseling sessions with Healy or have Fig be in charge of every decision you make for an entire day?

    I wouldn't take any of his advice, but I could make it through counseling with Healy.
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    I wouldn't take any of his advice, but I could make it through counseling with Healy.
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    She may be a snake, but Fig can't do that much damage in just one day.
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    She may be a snake, but Fig can't do that much damage in just one day.
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Would you rather have 15 counseling sessions with Healy or have Fig be in charge of every decision you make for an entire day?
  1. I wouldn't take any of his advice, but I could make it through counseling with Healy.
     
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    I wouldn't take any of his advice, but I could make it through counseling with Healy.
  2. She may be a snake, but Fig can't do that much damage in just one day.
     
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    She may be a snake, but Fig can't do that much damage in just one day.
  1. Would you rather have to spend one month in the SHU or have to room with Soso for your entire prison stay?

    Assuming that you are in prison for one year.

    The SHU may be lonely, but Soso is just too annoying, TBH.
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    The SHU may be lonely, but Soso is just too annoying, TBH.
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    Soso means well, and at least she's better than nothing.
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    Soso means well, and at least she's better than nothing.
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Would you rather have to spend one month in the SHU or have to room with Soso for your entire prison stay?
  1. The SHU may be lonely, but Soso is just too annoying, TBH.
     
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    The SHU may be lonely, but Soso is just too annoying, TBH.
  2. Soso means well, and at least she's better than nothing.
     
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    Soso means well, and at least she's better than nothing.
  1. Would you rather go into business with Vee for a month or be banned from the commissary for a year?

    I could make it safely through a month with Vee. I think.
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    I could make it safely through a month with Vee. I think.
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    Screw the commissary, as long as you keep me away from Vee.
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    Screw the commissary, as long as you keep me away from Vee.
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Would you rather go into business with Vee for a month or be banned from the commissary for a year?
  1. I could make it safely through a month with Vee. I think.
     
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    I could make it safely through a month with Vee. I think.
  2. Screw the commissary, as long as you keep me away from Vee.
     
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    Screw the commissary, as long as you keep me away from Vee.
  1. Would you rather be Larry's roommate or Polly's business partner?

    I don't get all the Larry hate; he seems like a good enough guy.
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    I don't get all the Larry hate; he seems like a good enough guy.
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    Polly seems like she'd have some solid business acumen.
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    Polly seems like she'd have some solid business acumen.
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  1. I don't get all the Larry hate; he seems like a good enough guy.
     
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    I don't get all the Larry hate; he seems like a good enough guy.
  2. Polly seems like she'd have some solid business acumen.
     
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    Polly seems like she'd have some solid business acumen.
  1. Would you rather get...special treatment...from Nicky every day for a week, or get special cooking from Gloria every day for a month?

    Nicky definitely knows what she is doing, if you know what I mean.
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    Nicky definitely knows what she is doing, if you know what I mean.
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    Gloria's cooking skills are more important than a roll in the hay (or behind the church altar, as it were).
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    Gloria's cooking skills are more important than a roll in the hay (or behind the church altar, as it were).
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Would you rather get...special treatment...from Nicky every day for a week, or get special cooking from Gloria every day for a month?
  1. Nicky definitely knows what she is doing, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Nicky definitely knows what she is doing, if you know what I mean.
  2. Gloria's cooking skills are more important than a roll in the hay (or behind the church altar, as it were).
     
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    Gloria's cooking skills are more important than a roll in the hay (or behind the church altar, as it were).
  1. Would you rather have an illicit prison romance like Daya and Bennett but have to worry about the repercussions if anyone finds out, or not have the romance at all but not have to worry about facing major consequences?

    Love is worth the risk.
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    Love is worth the risk.
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    I'll be fine all by myself. It's not worth the potential consequences.
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    I'll be fine all by myself. It's not worth the potential consequences.
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Would you rather have an illicit prison romance like Daya and Bennett but have to worry about the repercussions if anyone finds out, or not have the romance at all but not have to worry about facing major consequences?
  1. Love is worth the risk.
     
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    Love is worth the risk.
  2. I'll be fine all by myself. It's not worth the potential consequences.
     
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    I'll be fine all by myself. It's not worth the potential consequences.
  1. Would you rather be stuck taking 30-second showers because of plumbing issues or be able to shower as long as you want but not be able to wear any sandals to the shower?

    I can learn to take quick showers. No way I'd risk getting covered in... that.
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    I can learn to take quick showers. No way I'd risk getting covered in... that.
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    Going without sandals is better than only having 30 seconds of shower time.
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    Going without sandals is better than only having 30 seconds of shower time.
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Would you rather be stuck taking 30-second showers because of plumbing issues or be able to shower as long as you want but not be able to wear any sandals to the shower?
  1. I can learn to take quick showers. No way I'd risk getting covered in... that.
     
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    I can learn to take quick showers. No way I'd risk getting covered in... that.
  2. Going without sandals is better than only having 30 seconds of shower time.
     
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    Going without sandals is better than only having 30 seconds of shower time.
  1. Would you rather have Morello's van-driving job, and thus be able to travel outside the prison walls, or be allowed to do what you please instead of work but are thus stuck inside?

    I would need to get out, and the open road seems like a perfect way to do it.
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    I would need to get out, and the open road seems like a perfect way to do it.
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    I'd have free rein to nap or read or do anything? I can give up a change of scenery for that.
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    I'd have free rein to nap or read or do anything? I can give up a change of scenery for that.
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Would you rather have Morello's van-driving job, and thus be able to travel outside the prison walls, or be allowed to do what you please instead of work but are thus stuck inside?
  1. I would need to get out, and the open road seems like a perfect way to do it.
     
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    I would need to get out, and the open road seems like a perfect way to do it.
  2. I'd have free rein to nap or read or do anything? I can give up a change of scenery for that.
     
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    I'd have free rein to nap or read or do anything? I can give up a change of scenery for that.
  1. Would you rather be in a relationship with Poussey but have a falling-out with your parents because of it or be best friends with Taystee but never have another romantic relationship?

    I need love, and Poussey is worth it.
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    I need love, and Poussey is worth it.
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    Taystee's friendship will help make up for the lack of romance in my life.
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    Taystee's friendship will help make up for the lack of romance in my life.
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Would you rather be in a relationship with Poussey but have a falling-out with your parents because of it or be best friends with Taystee but never have another romantic relationship?
  1. I need love, and Poussey is worth it.
     
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    I need love, and Poussey is worth it.
  2. Taystee's friendship will help make up for the lack of romance in my life.
     
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    Taystee's friendship will help make up for the lack of romance in my life.
  1. Would you rather eat a pie after Crazy Eyes has thrown it on the floor every day for a month or eat one sandwich that Red has placed a tampon in just one time?

    Even a month of nasty prison-floor pie wouldn't be as gross as a tampon sandwich.
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    Even a month of nasty prison-floor pie wouldn't be as gross as a tampon sandwich.
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    It's probably more disgusting, but at least the sandwich is one and done.
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    It's probably more disgusting, but at least the sandwich is one and done.
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Would you rather eat a pie after Crazy Eyes has thrown it on the floor every day for a month or eat one sandwich that Red has placed a tampon in just one time?
  1. Even a month of nasty prison-floor pie wouldn't be as gross as a tampon sandwich.
     
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    Even a month of nasty prison-floor pie wouldn't be as gross as a tampon sandwich.
  2. It's probably more disgusting, but at least the sandwich is one and done.
     
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    It's probably more disgusting, but at least the sandwich is one and done.
  1. Would you rather *finally* catch the chicken or finally learn the entirety of that damn eggplant joke?

    It's more than just a chicken — it's a symbol of victory. And it will be mine.
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    It's more than just a chicken — it's a symbol of victory. And it will be mine.
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    I NEED TO KNOW THIS JOKE.
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    I NEED TO KNOW THIS JOKE.
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Would you rather *finally* catch the chicken or finally learn the entirety of that damn eggplant joke?
  1. It's more than just a chicken — it's a symbol of victory. And it will be mine.
     
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    It's more than just a chicken — it's a symbol of victory. And it will be mine.
  2. I NEED TO KNOW THIS JOKE.
     
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    I NEED TO KNOW THIS JOKE.

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