1. When Ellen said what we are ALL THINKING on Oscar night:
2. When Ellen said this to eight-time Oscar nominee (and eight-time Oscar loser) Peter O'Toole:
3. When Ellen made this unexpected comparison between American Idol and An Inconvenient Truth:
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4. When Ellen and Mark Wahlberg talked about…hygiene:
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5. When Ellen gave a script to Martin Scorsese:
6. Later, when Clint Eastwood got upset Ellen didn't have a script for him:
7. And then when Ellen asked Clint for a picture:
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For MySpace. Hello there, 2007!
8. And then when Ellen made Steven Spielberg take the photo — and gave him direction:
9. When Ellen debuted the Oscar baby-carrier:
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You can show off your trophy and have your hands free to drink or smoke!
10. And when she spoke THE TRUTH:
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