17 People Born On The 4th Of July, Ranked By Their American-ness
Nathaniel Hawthorne vs. The Situation!
17. Leona Helmsley
16. Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
15. Geraldo Rivera
14. Becki Newton
13. Reuben "Rube" Goldberg
Goldberg's cartoons depicting elaborate contraptions designed to enact often mundane tasks became so famous, such mechanisms are now universally known as "Rube Goldberg machines."
Good gravy, is that American, or what?
12. Horace Grant
11. Eva Marie Saint
10. Ron Kovic
9. Gloria Stuart
8. Stephen Foster
7. Nathaniel Hawthorne
6. Bill Withers
5. Calvin Coolidge
4. George Steinbrenner
3. & 2. Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren
1. Neil Simon
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