What Does Your Favorite Pop-Tart Say About You?

Your breakfast pastry says something about you as a person? What the what? #truthrevealed

Chocolate Chip

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Chocolate Chip or bust? You went to the school of hard knocks and majored in kicking ass and taking names. You are a total badass and you’ll be the first to step up in a situation. Whether that situation needs a kick in the face or a breakdance beatdown, you’re ready to deliver. You own multiple pairs of shades and people speak in hushed tones in the presence of your leather jacket.

Chocolate Fudge

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If Chocolate Fudge is always on your brain, you are a total mind ninja. Your wit is so sharp and so fast no one dares to test you in verbal fashion. Your memoir would be titled “I Always Have the Last Word, You Can Go Cry in a Closet Now”. Your skills would be best used writing for a TV show of the snarky variety. Think of all the Emmys you would win!

Strawberry

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Do you dream of that succulent Strawberry taste? You must be cool as a cucumber. You know the best shows, have the neatest gadgets, and recommend music without that harsh hipster judgment. No, you probably haven’t heard of this throat yodeling African tribe doing U2 covers with a banjo in the back because it’s fucking weird, but you might like it anyway. Thanks, cool guy, you’re the best.

S’mores

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If S’mores is the name of your game, you are creative. There’s not a situation you couldn't maneuver your way out of. Whether you need to hastily fix a mistake, sort out directions without a map or escape a group of terrorists taking of over your office building, you've got it covered. You’re a regular ‘ole MacGyver.

Unfrosted

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If you have a zero drama policy, you’re probably Unfrosted. You've been accused before of being a robot because you’re successful at everything you do and you don’t feed into unnecessary human emotions, but you know it’s just that you don’t have time for the drama llama. You do you, Boo, you do you.

Raspberry

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If Raspberry is the flavor to end all flavors, you are one smart cookie. You probably school at Jeopardy and you totally are Smarter Than a 5th Grader. Yours is a quiet genius, always present but never admitting your shoulders hurt from carrying that mountain-sized think tank around. Nobody would be surprised to learn you write your own appliance manuals.

Oatmeal Delights

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Are your cupboards stock full of Oatmeal Delights? Then you are the Aristotle of your generation. If your life were “Empire Records”, you’d be the turtleneck wearing, lovable weirdo with the wise words to sooth any soul. You like to ponder life’s big questions. Like, is it appropriate to fart with reckless abandon in public if you know no one can hear you?

Hot Fudge Sundae

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Do you only let Hot Fudge Sundae caress your palate? Then people think you’re the most hilarious person they know. Not Carrot Top hilarious, but legitimately, spewing milk through your nasal passages funny. You’re probably the only person who could get away with making jokes at a funeral. Unless it’s you faking your own death because that’s almost never funny.

Confetti Cupcake

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Confetti Cupcake is the life of the party so if it’s your favorite, then so are you! You’re the first person to arrive and the last to leave, which most people find annoying but lucky for you, party animal, people think it’s pretty charming. Your spirit animal is a piñata and Ke$ha’s music might be loosely based on your life. Odds are you have a kickass nickname like Danger Zone or Captain Catpants with a killer back story.

Cookies & Crème

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If your middle name is Cookies & Crème, you might be the nicest person since ever. You’d give someone the shirt right off your back. You’re always there for others and that’ll help when you get arrested for indecent exposure because you keep giving your clothes away. Eventually someone will turn you into a Disney character and you’ll probably get paid royalties so it’s all going to work out for you.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

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If Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is the only one in your sights, you are a romantic. Just like your favorite pastry, you have a rich, gooey center you like to share with others. You always say I love you first but won’t torch everything they own if they don’t say it back. Your life probably resembles a Drew Barrymore movie back when she did movies and was relevant.

Cherry

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If Cherry is your go-to flavor, you are in the know. Maybe you've got a blog, maybe you’re an aspiring journalist or maybe you've seen “Harriet the Spy” too many times and the lines of reality are starting to blur when you’re creeping in people’s bushes at night, either way, people appreciate your skills. Errybody knows if you said it, it must be true.

Brown Sugar Cinnamon

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If you prefer Brown Sugar above all the rest, you are a practical thinker. You never make a decision without looking at the issue from all the angles. Should you throat punch the asshat who shamelessly edged in on your date and stole your fresh beer? Not without checking to see if you’re sober enough to run away, you’re not.

Blueberry

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If Blueberry is your drug of choice, you are a planner of things. You’re not one to go all half-cocked into the abyss without everything mapped out. You are the puppet master behind all your group trips and you hold the key to vacation happiness with that bomb ass itinerary you created. I bet you even have a group check tip app on your phone.

Chocolate Peanut Butter

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If your nickname is Smooth Operator, your favorite is Chocolate Peanut Butter. You talk your way out of conflict, you get those digits without trying too hard and you can’t remember the last time you paid for your own drink. If James Bond and Maverick had a baby, it would have been you. You are probably aces at taking bras off with one hand. Teach us your ways, Suave City, we need you.

Wild Berry

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Calling all Wild Berry enthusiasts! Everyone knows you’re the spontaneous one. People fight over who gets to sit next to you at dinner and your 2,583 Instagram followers are eagerly refreshing their feed to see what shenanigans you’ll post next. You have zero boundaries and you live life by the seat of your pants. What pants? Exactly.

Chocolate Vanilla Crème

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If Chocolate Vanilla Crème is your favorite, you are classy as hell. You have an air about you, a certain je ne sais quoi. You drink with your pinky up like a lady/man-sir and you’re not about to apologize for that curtsy you just did. Nor should you! You, my friend, are the Audrey Hepburn of Pop-tarts.

Mini Crisps

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Stop trying to make Mini Crisps happen! It’s not going to happen!