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38 Brutally Honest Candy Hearts For Every Person In Your Life
If you can't say anything nice...be passive-aggressive as hell.
For the hookup who won't leave.
For the personal space invader.
For friends who are new parents.
For the sad soul who tells you leggings aren't pants.
For the Little Engine that THOUGHT he could.
For people you owe money to, so they know you haven't forgotten.*
For the person whose got a great personality.
For the friend who needs a gym buddy.
For that friend who keeps trying to cross the line.
For the friend who thinks they're a great wing woman.
For the friend who literally can't even right now.
For the friend who keeps asking you to go speed dating.
For that family member always trying to set you up.
For the friend who calls everyone bae.
For what's-his-name that keeps texting you.
For the overly attached flirt at the bar.
For anyone who disagrees with you about anything at all ever.
For people who ask you to do anything outdoors.
For the newly single friend.
For anyone who wears socks with sandals.
For the person you're just not that into.
For the guy searching for his Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
For anyone who prefers Walmart over Target.
For that person in the office you barely tolerate.
For the guy wearing the Suns Out Guns Out shirt.
For your mother when she asks about your life goals.
For anyone asking about your Valentine's Day plans.
For the overly confident.
For people who make your brain hurt.
For the ex.
For guys' bios that say, "This Tinder thing is weird right?"
For the stage five clinger.
For the friend in deep, deep denial.
For the friend who has questionable taste.
For the person you thought was a friend until they said "double date."
For the lovebirds.
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