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1. Americans, we run this motha.
2. Too much of a good thing is not a for real thing.
3. Ain't no party like a George Washington party!
4. Oh, you don't know? You gon' learn today!
5. Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 cause real gangsta Americans don't sleep.
6. Because what's 4th of July without alcohol?
7. If ya smell what Americans are cookin'.
8. Celebratory drinking is basically patriotism in it's purest form.
9. We speak freedom.
10. Never apologize for greatness.
11. Turn down for what? Nothing, because that's un-American.
12. We basically piss excellence.
13. Yankle Doodle, the rillest OG.
14. Flawless.
15. Taxes are still problematic though. $$$
16. We done kept it real from the jump.
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