Buzz·Posted on 19 Aug 201621 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Same" If You're A Person Who Doesn't Like People"Yes, of course I got your text – I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird."by Abi McIntoshBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brittany Ashley @britt27ash *looks at Facebook event invite* ME: "I'd rather kill myself" *clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING* 03:26 AM - 19 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ali Spagnola @alispagnola PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you. 03:36 PM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jamie Curry @jaamiecurry me: i'm so lonely. why doesn't anyone ever ask to hang out?? me: *never replies to texts* *likes being alone* 10:54 AM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Hannah Hart @harto "No new friends." - Drake (but also me) 09:53 AM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kingsley @kingsleyyy People who think they can just show up to your house with no warning whatsoever have issues 🤔 09:11 PM - 09 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird. 07:10 PM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse" 05:54 PM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Max Weisz @maxnosleeves Really glad I woke up early so I can spend more time in bed on my phone 04:12 PM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. sarah croce @sarahcroce The most spontaneous thing about me is my menstrual cycle. 04:26 PM - 19 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kellogzz @4everKelz Friends: omg lets go out tonight me: okay I'm down Friends: we're outside me: 02:51 AM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. cat @catrific leaving the house with 72% battery for a night out. BREATHE. 02:27 AM - 01 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. AndreasChoice @AndreasChoice I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready 06:51 PM - 05 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ♡ A L E X I S ♡ @sassyblackdiva I'm in a committed relationship with Do Not Disturb mode. 03:47 AM - 23 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Alexis G Zall @AlexisGZall just pretended to walk past the elevator so I could come back & get one all to myself 09:10 PM - 11 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. donny @graciasdonyale me: new friendships sound kinda nice brain: ok but consider this................................ isolation me: 02:30 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. meghan currie @meghancurrrie I wrote you a song it's called "stop talking to me" 06:43 AM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 When I was a teenager I always wanted to go out, I'd even sneak out of my parents' house. Now all I want is for friends to cancel plans. 11:59 PM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Amy Ordman @amyordman I believe in annoyed at first sight 05:52 AM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Adelaine M♡RIN @AdelaineMorin I'm terrible at responding to texts, emails, DMs, phone calls, voice messages, and birds carrying letters. I'm sorry please love me still. 10:49 PM - 06 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. GABRIELLA @velvetgh0st I really need to start answering my text messages as soon as I get them and not two weeks later 🙄😂 11:22 PM - 30 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. drumaq @drumaq wondering how i will ever mantain a successful relationship when there's nothing i value more than alone time 05:50 AM - 06 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite