29 Things That Prove You Should Never, Ever Go To Hull

    It's never dull in Hull.

    1. Why would anyone ever visit Hull?

    2. The skyline is disgusting.

    3. The buildings are nothing special.

    4. All of them are run down and falling apart.

    5. Hull hasn't changed in years.

    6. The Humber Bridge?

    7. Nothing special.

    8. The sports teams are terrible.

    9. The cobbled streets are uninviting.

    10. Really, really uninviting.

    11. The marina is ugly and full of crappy boats.

    12. There is nothing unique about Hull.

    13. Everywhere in England has cream phone boxes.

    14. Hull is just another boring city.

    15. With no culture.

    16. Hull has absolutely nothing going on.

    17. One of Europe's largest festivals? Looks shit.

    18. Hull is so grey and so dull.

    19. Mornings in Hull absolutely suck.

    20. Sunsets in Hull are even worse.

    21. Hull is so so ugly in the Summer.

    22. Because Hull is so run down.

    23. Who cares about the River Humber?

    24. It's not magically picturesque at all.

    25. You'll absolutely starve in Hull.

    26. The food looks absolutely revolting.

    27. Why would anyone bother going there?

    28. There is absolutely no character in Hull.

    29. What a dump.