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Y’all. I went to college with Chet Hanks. Or Chet Haze, as he wanted to be called at the time. He “wrote” a rap “song” about our school, Northwestern University. It’s on YouTube under “white and purple”. Can confirm this is not the first time he has spoken in inappropriate dialects/accents/languages… Read More

Laura Mercier Caviar Stick Eye Colour in rose gold. Everytime I wear this at least one random person tells me I’m pretty :)

Lush’s Full of Grace Serum- as eye cream! I use it at night and also in the morning before sunscreen. It’s the only product I’ve found that doesn’t make the skin around my eyes turn purple from irritation

Farmacy Green Clean Makeup Meltaway Cleansing Balm removes waterproof eye makeup super easily, cotton balls optional Philosophy Miraculous Anti-wrinkle retinoid eye repair Supergoop Defense Refresh Setting Spray is better than urban decay’s all-nighter, don’t hate me Laura Mercier… Read More

When Joel Rifken was talking about hanging out with a prostitute and he said they “had some time to kill” and then grinned and said oh maybe that wasn’t the best euphemism to use

burt's bees bb cream is good! it keeps my face matte

number 6 the cat is actually doing the kill bite on the dog's neck

Vaseline, apparently. ?

So many problems with this article. #1 Who on earth would recommend putting Vaseline on your face?!!! Even if you have the scaliest driest skin ever it's still going to clog your pores because it's not the right length of hydrocarbons to actually be absorbed by the skin. #2 I don't… Read More