The Assassin & The Ballerina Are Having A Baby & A Wedding!

She's the assassin, he's the ballerina. Here's a way to start off your post Christmas weekend, Natalie Portman is pregnant AND getting married. The baby daddy and soon-to-be Mr. Natalie Portman is Frenchie dancer, Benjamin Millepied (this makes me think of the Human Centipede), a choreographer she met while filming Black Swan. Apparently he broke up with his live-in girlfriend of 3 years to pursue Portman and, let's be frank, a bit of gold-digging. He's French! Like he REALLY can't wait to get up and go to work. Please.