The Jersey Whore? Sounds like a blast, I cannot wait to fill her greasy gravy holes! Actually she looks a lot better than the troll the blow up doll is based one. I would much rather have the trash bag carrying Angelina or the I lay on the bed in white shorts Sammi version!
XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.
She's the assassin, he's the ballerina. Here's a way to start off your post Christmas weekend, Natalie Portman is pregnant AND getting married.
The baby daddy and soon-to-be Mr. Natalie Portman is Frenchie dancer, Benjamin Millepied (this makes me think of the Human Centipede), a choreographer she met while filming Black Swan. Apparently he broke up with his live-in girlfriend of 3 years to pursue Portman and, let's be frank, a bit of gold-digging. He's French! Like he REALLY can't wait to get up and go to work. Please.
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