Tom Hardy's new MMA movie is coming out, we got some of the hottest shots From it on Zombie Toenails… Get ready to face your Hump Day with Tom!
In a World Where Monkies Eat Bananas, you knew this wold happen. What happens when Fruit Bites BacK?
I don't know where it is from, but it is Joe Jonas' ass crack…. Sexy Time. You can thank me now… XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.
The Jersey Whore? Sounds like a blast, I cannot wait to fill her greasy gravy holes! Actually she looks a lot better than the troll the blow up doll is based one. I would much rather have the trash bag carrying Angelina or the I lay on the bed in white shorts Sammi version! XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.
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I don't know where it is from, but it is Joe Jonas' ass crack…. Sexy… You can thank me now… XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.
I Mean, She looks just like her!
Try to Get this Song Outta your Head!
The Jersey Whore? Sounds like a blast, I cannot wait to fill her greasy gravy… XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.
REAL HOUSE WIVE REUNION TIME!!!
The Best thing about this movie was seeing Michael Cera in Drag.
I will Deal With Katie Hiegl's bitch face for Josh in his undies.
Gq, is The New Gay Porn.
LOOK MA, NO PANTS!
She's the assassin, he's the ballerina. Here's a way to start off… The baby daddy and soon-to-be Mr. Natalie Portman is Frenchie dancer, Benjamin Millepied (this makes me think of the Human Centipede), a choreographer she met while filming Black Swan. Apparently he broke up with his live-in girlfriend of 3 years to pursue Portman and, let's be frank, a bit of gold-digging. He's French! Like he REALLY can't wait to get up and go to work. Please.
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