1. Very unfortunate cacti-related accidents.
2. These people who need no cooler when they have a river full of dirty water.
3. 100 degree weather at 2 a.m. in the morning.
4. This sign that just wants to maintain order in the world.
5. Crayons that melt into the ground if you leave them out too long.
6. A Kokopelli doll hanging out with the Starbucks sign.
7. This phenomenon, which is apparently so common that they had to make a sign for it.
8. The most annoying visitor NO ONE invited to the garage: rattlesnakes.
9. People who keep trying to make this cacti mascot happen.
10. Camels taking a leisurely stroll through the neighborhood.
11. Cactus mailbox... because ARIZONA.
12. This dude who just can't be separated from his cactus.
13. This candy that has CACTUS in it... Well, not real cactus.
14. Scorpions in the toilet.
15. Scorpions in your candy.
16. Aaand THIS terribly tragic, but necessary place in the local store aisle.
17. Actual TUMBLEWEED. This is not a sterotype. This is real.
18. This scene that looks like it was taken from a blockbuster drama, but really it's just haboob season.
19. Towels around the handles of doors because metal and hundred degree heat = burn your hands.
20. This donkey crossing.
"@pamervin0425: @katiervin donkey crossing!! Lmao!! # onlyinphoenix " lol no way