@Sean, dude he's totally shirtless. Look at his belly ripples, look at his belly button. Either he's in some new kind of spandex, or that's some body paint and some accessories.

This guy is the shit. He doesn't sound schizo, he sounds mad fucking stressed. I'm sorry, but being arrested for resisting arrest? Seems like a classic Catch 22. The officers claim they have a warrant out for him, but if they can't tell him what the warrant is for (or, more importantly, dismissing the question with “It doesn't matter”), I figure this dude just pulled the ultimate punking.  I mean, come one. How sorry of a cop do you have to be to not be able to tell someone what the original warrant is that you are purportedly arresting someone for? Plus, dude shakes them AFTER being tased. This cat is the win. Buzzfeed needs an “awesome” button.

I represent that comment, Joy.

sure it's clean, but it's supposed to look like the money shot. clearly you all don't watch that much porn. shame on you.

the preview picture had me thinking it was a photo of dude smoking a Ben Franklin cohiba. this is better

normally i kinda hate on the commenters claiming “this is old” or “4chan did this” cause usually i haven't seen it, but even i've seen this old hat trotted around. it's funny, so no doubt it gets props for being “classic buzz,” but srsly, this shit is tired. it's like retweeting a post from 2 years ago.

shut down!

whatever, it's clearly Ted Nugent.

naw dude, they're his nephews. they were always calling him “unca-Donald.” Donald's “sister” hatched 'em. remember, Donald had that thing for Daisy. i want to know why Donald never made a cameo in Duck Tales.

soy bomb

what's funniest about this is that Mom is loving it.

I'm all for it. I cannot wait to order kitten 'n chips.

dead link. worked earlier tho.

notice how much more regularly he cuts his hair once the bald spot appears!