Let’s talk about the mind-melting atrocities humans commit & yet some of them are still attractive.

Can we remove that comma from headline? My brain keeps tripping over it.

i’m a cat stoned on drugs and i find this amusing

He also voiced Santa’s Little Helper on The Simpsons.

Wow, he completely ripped off Surfer Rosa-era Pixies.

Buzzfeed knocks one out of the park again.

Well, I’ll just make my own list of elephant dongs then.

Dude ALWAYS makes me cry!

Come again?

Is it? I know language is fluid & mutable, but has it always been a case of people just not understanding what they’re saying? Ignorance seems to be the biggest engine of language evolution these days; is ignorance ever okay?

Looks like the crystal meth has found its way into the Buzzfeed offices.

My mother - die-hard liberal, devoted loving mother of four & full-time nurse - says the same thing.

Does Miss Piggy’s risqué manner of dress constitute zoophilia?

Stanfordg stands alone on high, looking down on everyone.

Conservatives have a reason to be excited about 2016? Got news for you, Obama didn’t elect himself: a majority of the nation’s voting population did. Twice. Not to mention all the other progress made during the 2012 elections. Before long you’ll be able to change the title of this post to “What It Feels Like Being a Conservative in Everyday Life”.

“Shitty fruit phone”? Have you been using your banana as a phone again?

Scooby Doo & Fox: old white men concocting non-existant monsters & malevolent forces to scare people into advancing their agenda. Match made in heaven.

Scar isn’t “personified” anything. He isn’t a person.

Yes. Next question.