Why “Jersey Shore Shark Attack” Will Be The Best Movie Of The Summer

Shut the beach down — there are white-finned, killer albino sharks all over the Jersey Shore!!! Yeah, this movie is gonna be great. Here’s 15 reasons why:

1. Scared guidos

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2. Fake, more attractive-looking Snook-a-likes

A Snooki look-a-like.

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3. The super realistic-looking sharks we’ve come to expect in SyFy movies

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4. This guy’s abs

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5. This bro’s hair

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It’s very important to him, obviously

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6. Vinny, from the real “Jersey Shore” is in it

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7. There’s a wet t-shirt contest involved

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8. Shark sneak-attacks like this

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9. and this

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10. The face these guys make after being told about said shark attacks

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11. This guy obviously dies

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12. Joey Fatone is in the movie

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13. and he obviously dies

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14. Guidos and guns…

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15. …everywhere.

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For more info, check out SyFy’s website or watch the trailer below:

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Don’t forget to set your DVR: the movie premieres Saturday, June 9th at 9pm.

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