Twitter Buzz: Bryan Cranston With A Nerf Gun

I would imagine he wiped the floor with the kids from “Modern Family,” but who knows. He definitely has the biggest gun…

We just dominated in our Modern Family nerf war game! My team included @Nolan_Gould and @BryanCranston. twitter.com/StarringRico/s…

— Rico Rodriguez (@StarringRico) February 7, 2012

Source: @StarringRico

When white butterflies fly by you, it's one of God's many ways of saying "I Love You"

— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) February 8, 2012

Source: @THEGaryBusey

DICK TEST: Ladies.... Look at the guy next to you and say.."I wanna suckyour dick." and see what happens.

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 8, 2012

Source: @FINALLEVEL

There's nothing more disconcerting than a cheery dolphin swimming towards you with a crazy huge boner.

— Dane Cook (@danecook) February 8, 2012

Source: @danecook

Had a Ryan Gosling festival on the flight from LA to NYC, "Drive" and "Ides of March." Should've watched "Drive" twice.

— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) February 8, 2012

Source: @iamwandasykes

OMG a surreal day! two words OPRAH WINFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— octavia spencer (@octaviaspencer) February 8, 2012

Source: @octaviaspencer

I bet Ringo's PR team are jazzed that Paul's also releasing an album this month.

— timheidecker (@timheidecker) February 8, 2012

Source: @timheidecker

my lesbian sister is with the same partner now for 25 yrs-my gay brother is with his same partner now for 27 yrs-i'm straight married 3x-

— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 8, 2012

Source: @TheRealRoseanne

DON LIL JON!!! DRINK DRINK DRINK! fb.me/1wn7L49Oh

— LIL JON (@LilJon) February 7, 2012

Source: @LilJon

“@Ructions77: @alecbaldwin Why did u call ur daughter Ireland? Alec”Bc she's beautiful but can't manage her finances

— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 8, 2012

Source: @alecbaldwin

will be back in uk next month to see my spice girls,can"t wait,missed them all sooooooo much!!!!! girlpower all the way babay!!!

— Melanie Brown (@OfficialMelB) February 8, 2012

Source: @OfficialMelB

Hate the process of renewing licenses. Standing outside like I'm at the church program w/ my grandma back in 81 freezin waitin for cheese.

— Questo of The Roots (@questlove) February 8, 2012

Source: @questlove

I'm huge in my own head.I'm also huge with people who watch SCREAM once a week.I'm NOT huge in my own house. They're so over me.

— matthew lillard (@MatthewLillard) February 2, 2012

Source: @MatthewLillard

If I brag tweet it's because I'm excited about my life. I will also tweet about the wicked nastiness in my life.Of which, there's plenty.

— matthew lillard (@MatthewLillard) February 8, 2012

Source: @MatthewLillard

why do you always talk about harry potter? #igetthatalot

— Paris Jacksoη (@ParisJackson) February 8, 2012

Source: @ParisJackson

I think it's funny that everyone thinks I'm gay. Well, not everyone just my family, close friends, work people and my boyfriend.

— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) February 8, 2012

Source: @NickSwardson

I refuse to put my name on a jewelry line or any product that I deem inferior in quality and overpriced. Bring on the lawsuit.

— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) February 7, 2012

Source: @MrsSOsbourne

Bible study always starts my Wednesday with a warm and fuzzy feeling!

— Melissa Joan Hart (@MellyJHart) February 8, 2012

Source: @MellyJHart

the only time I get starstruck is when I meet MTV Real World stars from the 90s

— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) February 8, 2012

Source: @JenaFriedman

ROTFL. That means you're DEFINITELY rolling around on your floor just giggling away...

— Abby Elliott (@elliottdotabby) February 7, 2012

Source: @elliottdotabby

Cheers!!! @todayshow @klgandhoda @KathieLGifford twitter.com/hodakotb/statu…

— hoda kotb (@hodakotb) February 8, 2012

Source: @hodakotb

ThankYou Everyone Soo Excited To Show The World "The PaulyD Project" March 29th On @MTV !!!! #thepaulydproject

— DJ Pauly D (@DJPaulyD) February 8, 2012

Source: @DJPaulyD

FUCK YOU 6am. Hate you.

— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) February 8, 2012

Source: @ericwareheim

yeah i spelled because wrong...if your pissed uff unfolow.. please!

— John Cusack (@johncusack) February 8, 2012

Source: @johncusack

Couldn't have faced my 5am Gossip Girl call without these trusty jars..... yfrog.com/h2fe9qnj

— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) February 8, 2012

Source: @ElizabethHurley

TODAY is another chance to be who you want to be!!!

— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) February 8, 2012

Source: @iamdiddy

Maybe I am a "premature ejaculater." Or MAYBE I'm a super hero named "Turbo Squirt!" (Don't cry when you say it or it won't work)

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 8, 2012

Source: @robdelaney

If new Kennedy book sells I'll be very excited about my new one..."I Blew Roosevelt"

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) February 8, 2012

Source: @AlbertBrooks

"The poor be lazy, whiny complainers.Blessed are the rich for they are the job creators!" - The Bible

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 8, 2012

Source: @rainnwilson

Cavemen would braise pork with elaborate sauces right? #paleo

— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) February 8, 2012

Source: @EthanSuplee

Explaining a dvr to a 3 year old is super fun.

— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 8, 2012

Source: @mradamscott

Romney just stress ate the Whitmans Sampler he was going to give his wife. #worstvalentinesdayever

— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) February 8, 2012

Source: @jessirklein

Over the years, my chin has accumulated so much soup.

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 8, 2012

Source: @birbigs

Kim Jong Un's been awful quiet. Skyrim, I guess.

— Dan Cronin (@croninwhocares) February 8, 2012

Source: @croninwhocares

Certain bands; stop it. You know who you are.

— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) February 8, 2012

Source: @friedmanjon