Ozzy Osbourne's Not Getting A Divorce (But He Has Been Struggling With Sobriety Lately)

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Ozzy Osbourne took to his Facebook page to clear up rumors that he and Sharon were splitting up:

For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.

Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I'm just trying to be a better person.

I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period………and my fans.

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