“It is a small, um…opinionata that is getting blown currently out of proportions. I have no worries myself, nor do I exude, exhibit, or uh, possess with my living, uh, stratus, um any reason why someone should worry on my behalf. It’s completely fictional.
Won’t Mr. Belding step in and send her to the Bayside school psychologist?
I remember when I got the call, I was in the trailer we were in between shots. I really did think it was a joke… I thought Dax Shepard did it. I was certain did something like that. They were like, ‘No, it’s real,’ and I thought, People aren’t going to like that. I thought, This isn’t a good thing. I said, ‘Do I have to do it? Can I say no?’ They’re like, ‘Yeah, you could, but be thankful.”
And when asked about the protest outside of People (ahem) about it, he responded:
“It was brutal [laughs], and yeah, there was some cheer they made, and oh my god.”
“Brad Pitt has a love rival in his own living room – fiancée Angelina Jolie’s handsome ex-hubby Jonny Lee Miller! Jolie brought out Brad’s jealous streak by secretly recording Johnny’s hit new TV series “Elementary” – after telling him the show was “a dud.”
The lovers’ spat started after Angelina tuned in to the show’s first episode, telling Brad that she wanted to “critique Jonny’s acting performance and see how he’s aged,” a source revealed to The Enquirer. “Afterward, Angelina told Brad that she thought the show was so bad she could barely make it through the entire episode.” But later Brad discovered that Angie had been recording the show behind his back and then watching the episodes when he wasn’t around, added the source. What’s worse, their kids were watching it too!”
Do you think Brad will get his revenge by watching Friends?
“I forgot that I actually like what I do, I thought that I was done as an actress [after What I Like About You]. I really thought that I was retiring and I didn’t want to do it anymore. And now I’m doing it again, and I really enjoy it.”
You don’t say.
“[The book] creeps me out. I’ve skimmed parts of it. When I read the first few pages describing her messy hair, I was like, ‘This is so strange.’ But it’s just so raunchy! I mean, obviously, everyone knows that. But when I see people reading it on planes and stuff, I’m genuinely creeped out. Like, you’re basically just reading porn right now! Get that blanket off your lap!”
Jennifer Westfeldt has supposedly ordered Jon Hamm to wear underwear at all times so that the paparazzi will stop catching him walking around with a huge bulge in his pants.
Katie Holmes on drinking boxed wine: “It’s good. And it’s a lot easier to open.” Stars, they’re just like us!
Ariel Winter’s mother now claims that her daughter made the abuse allegations up in order to be with her 18-year-old boyfriend.
Lindsay Lohan pulled out of her interview with Barbara Walters, which wouldn’t be such a big deal if Lifetime didn’t pay her bill at the Chateau Marmont in exchange for doing the interview to promote Liz & Dick.
If missed, the very best of Lizzy Caplan’s Reddit AMA.
Paula Poundstone is an embarrassing mother.
Cameron Diaz on having babies someday: “I ain’t that old. I’m feeling very…capable.”
Kate Walsh is writing a sitcom.
PETA would like for Honey Boo Boo to please rename the pet chicken she named Nugget.
Rita Ora had a nip slip.
Mark Wahlberg will indeed star in Transformers 4. Sorry, Shia.
Courtney Robertson says she “felt brainwashed” when she was on The Bachelor.
Headline of the day, courtesy of the Daily Mail: “‘The texture just felt so good!’ Jenny McCarthy admits she tried to have sex with a tree while high on ecstasy.”
Adele is not going to lose weight because you want her to, she says: “only if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn’t.”