The no make up look... Glam look to follow lockerz.com/s/202020384
— Jennifer Love Hewitt (@TheReal_Jlh) April 17, 2012
I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again! My feet feel homesick!
— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) April 17, 2012
These Brooklyn moms crush my self esteem like a pepper grinder, every morning.How can you be SO put together that early in the morning? 🙌
— solange knowles (@solangeknowles) April 17, 2012
This will be fun! John Slattery and Rashida Jones live and uncensored! #MadMen #ParksAndRec #wwhlsay.ly/LEM3689
— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) April 17, 2012
THE NEW AEROSMITH ALBUM...ISGONNA...ROCK UR (_!_) OFF
— Steven Tyler (@IamStevenT) April 17, 2012
So here's a tip: when you think the shrimp you're about to eat smells a little off, it probably is.
— Chynna Phillips (@ChynnaPhillips) April 17, 2012
@Andy_Richter thanks for ruining soup for me, bro
— Steve Agee (@steveagee) April 17, 2012
I was NOT ready to see this. instagr.am/p/JgW-n6oKez/
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) April 17, 2012
does it get any classier or bad-ass than Bonnie Raitt??
— Mandy Moore (@TheMandyMoore) April 17, 2012
No time for a spray tan today . . . Hope I don't blind anyone in the audience with my skin tone î
— Holly Madison (@hollymadison) April 17, 2012
Fairy tales? Happy endings? The prince? Yea right
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) April 17, 2012
@CeeLoGreen My whole family is in love with you, Cee-Lo.
— Eric Roberts (@EricRoberts) April 17, 2012
The twitterverse is always very good at letting me know when The Bachelor or The Voice are on. I wish there was a "me" on ice road truckers.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) April 17, 2012
Honor was stoked but the "fairy godmother" character kinda freaked me out instagr.am/p/Jg1BRPMukD/
— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) April 17, 2012
I found an alien in my soup
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
Race your turtle and tell me who won
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
Braid your hairy back
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
Bring me your tired,hungry and lonely and I Will give you a hug
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 17, 2012
A Russian restaurant bathroom. twitter.com/Mruff221/statu…
— Mark Ruffalo (@Mruff221) April 17, 2012
i become a wizard on wednesday
— allison harvard (@alliharvard) April 17, 2012
The Hologram is ultimately GREAT for Artist .. Just don't give away those rights in a RECORDINGagreement. They're to VALUABLE !!!!
— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) April 17, 2012
I can't really seem to keep a lasting relationship. Also right now I'm cleaning up a lot of dog throw up.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 17, 2012
Oh, Jesus Christ. I voice-tweeted that last tweet into my iPhone and my fucking window is open and my neighbor is right outside smoking.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 17, 2012
I always wanted a man's life in a women's body !! best of both ! love Diane
— DVF (@DVF) April 17, 2012
Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to be great in the Lifetime movie, "In the Service of Secrets: The White House Prostitute Scandal."
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) April 17, 2012
@kevinjonas Or you could move to Phoenix and never CLOSE your pool!
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) April 17, 2012
A cold, dark start to every morning no matter how nice it is outside. That's life on the ice folks. twitter.com/JohnnyGWeir/st…
— Johnny Weir-Voronov (@JohnnyGWeir) April 17, 2012
How many egg white omelettes do I have to eat before I will live forever?
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) April 17, 2012
I think my breakfast just called me a nigga.#EggWHITESsupremacist
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) April 17, 2012
nothing makes cents
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 17, 2012
This is the cover we shot 4Intouch but got bumped off last minute 4 Brangelina news.lol! We got Inside tho twitter.com/JacLaurita/sta…
— Jacqueline Laurita (@JacLaurita) April 17, 2012
I thought Corbin Bleu was a chicken dish.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) April 17, 2012
Woah. I just became a US citizen. Don't worry England I'm still British.
— jack osbourne (@MrJackO) April 17, 2012
HEY INTERNET: Let's get off Lena Dunham's jock for being Laurie Simmons' daughter and get on LMFAO's for being Berry Gordy's grandkids.
— dave holmes (@DaveHolmes) April 17, 2012
im down with sweaty good times for sure but not into the fight mosh stuff...
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) April 17, 2012
I feel like I need to be involved in this instagram???
— jessica szohr (@iamjessicaszohr) April 17, 2012
The only part of yoga that appeals to me is walking down the street with your mat and making others feel inferior.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 17, 2012
South India.. sari chic twitpic.com/9aydni
— Elle Macpherson (@ellemacpherson) April 17, 2012
