Gwyneth Paltrow just unleashed a video of the goop-iest, most “authentic” English Garden Party that Long Island has surely ever seen. Herewith, all the inspiration you can take from the overly filtered video to make your own twee garden party of your dreams.
5. Check to see if Sarah Jessica Parker is having a good time. Check!
7. Let your daughter entertain a crowd of people — but only while wearing a mask, like Michael Jackson would.
(That’s Apple, right?)