Ashton Kutcher fed gelato to Mila Kunis at a Jets game.
Michael Bolton, of all people, has signed on to star in a comedy series for ABC.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are moving to Miami to escape the paparazzi.
Jessica Biel is not gonna name her kid "Batmo," you guys.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got matching tattoos.
Rihanna wants to elope with Chris Brown, get breast implants for him. :\
Juicy Joe Guidice is cheating on Teresa with a 25-year-old, apparently.
Kathie Lee Gifford is "a wreck" after dropping a puppy on its head yesterday.
Johnny Depp could be giving up drinking in order to preserve his good looks.
Oooh, sneak preview of Ryan Lochte on 30 Rock.
Danny DeVito maybe cheated on Rhea Perlman pon the set of a movie with an extra.
Kanye West wrote a song about a wedding — not necessarily his and Kim's, though.
Sooo this is what Lee Pace looks like these days.
Colton Haynes is not returning to Teen Wolf after this season.
Conan O'Brien took his wee little daughter to Ireland.
The JoBros have a new single about wedding bells, is rumored to be about the "tumultuous relationship between Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas," LOL.
Kris Jenner would absolutely represent Honey Boo Boo if should could make money from it.
Click here for today's Arrested Development spoiler!
Katie Holmes took the subway here in New York. The E train, to be precise.
Peter Facinelli is taking co-parenting "day by day," whatever that means. Mike Dexter is an asshole!
The new season of Celebrity Apprentice will be amazing because Gary Busey is BACK!
Dina Lohan is 1.3 million dollars in debt.
If you want to have nightmares all weekend long, click here and see what Mickey Rourke looks like post-plastic surgery.