Blake Shelton’s Great Phrase For A Bad Day
Today’s Twiter Buzz: it’s raining titties for Blake today.
This just isn't my day... It could be raining titties and I'd get hit in the head with a dick...
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 18, 2012
I have been many people ..but there is one person i am and will always be ....... I AM THE KNIGHTRIDER!
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) April 20, 2012
I dropped my 18 pound ego, only 2 more to go! @kathygriffin: telling @nicolerichie 2 take off those last 20 lbs instagr.am/p/JnJGETtDDV/
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) April 19, 2012
Remember Sloth from "Goonies"? He got that way from marijuana. #420NO
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
Hey, what was that noise? 4/20 just killed 30 people you care about. #MarijuanaFuneral
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
No coincidence that 4/20 Marijuana Christmas is on Hitler's birthday. Smoking "pot" tells the world "Hitler is my main homie." #420NO
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
Before Hitler invented marijuana, heart disease & horse accidents were the leading killers in Germany.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
I disagree with Mitt Romney that the best way to celebrate Hitler's birthday is by smoking marijuana out of a policeman's butt. #420NO
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
My "friend" Tim tried to live-tweet smoking a marijuana. He did 1 tweet before all his guts fell out of his bottom-hole. He had 4 kids. #RIP
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012
I love that @kimkardashian still crawls in bed with me...she's still my little girl! #favoritething twitter.com/KrisJenner/sta…
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) April 20, 2012
I am grasshopper!RT @ochocinco: Anybody up?
— Wes Welker (@WesWelker) April 20, 2012
4/20-I dedicate "till I die" to all those muhfuckas who live their life to the fullest! ELEVaTE MenTally!
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) April 20, 2012
bloke on set"are you a location assistant? " I reply "no,I'm a tap dancer with the russian ballet" "oh" he says" you don't sound Russian"
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) April 20, 2012
"@KhloeKardashian: I feel like I'm dreaming :) please never wake me up!" happy 4/20 pothead!
— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) April 20, 2012
Happy 4/20!!! Happy Every Stoners Birthday!
— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012
Im Gonna Be Tweetin Pictures Of Weed All Day. Don't Mind Me :-)
— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012
Special Daaaaaaaay!
— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012
Just because it's 4/20 doesn't mean "those kind of jokes". Pot is a gateway drug. Also no Hitler jokes. Nazism is a gateway political party.
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) April 18, 2012
Ordering an autoharp online....
— Jewel (@jeweljk) April 20, 2012
Once when I was little I was trying to fall asleep so I imagined Chris Farley lying on me til I passed out and I still feel guilty about it
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) April 20, 2012
My goal, generally, is to relax.
— sara gilbert (@THEsaragilbert) April 20, 2012
UH @Nicolerichie just told me she wants to be the cat on Cee Lo's lap
— Joel Madden (@JoelMadden) April 20, 2012
IT'S 240 DAY mannnnn I'm freakin out
— benji madden (@benjaminmadden) April 20, 2012
Jizz on you @KhloeKardashian
— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) April 20, 2012
Jizz on you @RobKardashian
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) April 20, 2012
They say to live every day like it's your last. I kinda do that by crying every morning.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 20, 2012
i wish i could order delivery for a slim jim
— allison harvard (@alliharvard) April 20, 2012
Yay I am!!! twitter.com/KELLYROWLAND/s…
— KELENDRIA ROWLAND (@KELLYROWLAND) April 20, 2012
Why are all thease hot looking woman replying to my tweets do they want me to hit on them or something
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 19, 2012
Girls don't show me your pics and fish for compliments like angelica did and say I am hitting on you .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 20, 2012
4/20....4/20.....4/20...
— LA LA(@lala) April 20, 2012
I decided to buy myself a sensible car for once! ....say.ly/yWv37JP
— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) April 20, 2012
Wow. You guys really liked that episode.Agreed, not one for newbies. Good news: our ratings will STILL be a random number between 0 and 3!
— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) April 20, 2012
Just heard on the news someone got drunk at Sea World and tried stealing a penguin...that's funny, I don't remember being at Sea World.
— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) April 20, 2012
Your a Great man @Deesnider I couldn't be prouder.I will be by your side till the end of times.
— Dee Snider (@deesnider) April 20, 2012
After years of reflection and careful consideration, I've finally gotten a tattoo.Like it? twitter.com/GarretDillahun…
— Garret Dillahunt (@GarretDillahunt) April 20, 2012
My kids are out of school today and I'm having a difficult time explaining why this is a holiday.
— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) April 20, 2012
I forgot how much I loved following people. Blocking is no longer my favorite thing to do on twitter.
— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) April 20, 2012
A girl just used air quotes around "ironic" Does that mean she was being ironically ironic or not at all ironic#helpmealanismorissette
— Jason Jones (@jonesinforjason) April 20, 2012
4/20 Never Remember
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) April 20, 2012
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kea718 a year agoIsn’t there a point when u reach a certain age and no longer make a big deal about 4/20? I’m not saying u should give up smoking pot (I don’t smoke anymore but I have no problem with people who like it) I’m just saying 4/20 is like making a big deal about getting shitfaced on Cinco de Mayo even though u aren’t Mexican and you’ve been out of college for many years.
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tattoobeautiful a year agoApparently that Dillahunt guy likes stealing copyrighted material to make tasteless jokes… Lovely.
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