Celebrity·Posted on Apr 20, 2012Blake Shelton's Great Phrase For A Bad DayToday's Twiter Buzz: it's raining titties for Blake today.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @blakeshelton This just isn't my day... It could be raining titties and I'd get hit in the head with a dick...— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 18, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DavidHasselhoff I have been many people ..but there is one person i am and will always be ....... I AM THE KNIGHTRIDER!— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nicolerichie I dropped my 18 pound ego, only 2 more to go! @kathygriffin: telling @nicolerichie 2 take off those last 20 lbs instagr.am/p/JnJGETtDDV/— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) April 19, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney Remember Sloth from "Goonies"? He got that way from marijuana. #420NO— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney Hey, what was that noise? 4/20 just killed 30 people you care about. #MarijuanaFuneral— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney No coincidence that 4/20 Marijuana Christmas is on Hitler's birthday. Smoking "pot" tells the world "Hitler is my main homie." #420NO— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney Before Hitler invented marijuana, heart disease & horse accidents were the leading killers in Germany.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney I disagree with Mitt Romney that the best way to celebrate Hitler's birthday is by smoking marijuana out of a policeman's butt. #420NO— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney My "friend" Tim tried to live-tweet smoking a marijuana. He did 1 tweet before all his guts fell out of his bottom-hole. He had 4 kids. #RIP— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KrisJenner I love that @kimkardashian still crawls in bed with me...she's still my little girl! #favoritething twitter.com/KrisJenner/sta…— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WesWelker I am grasshopper!RT @ochocinco: Anybody up?— Wes Welker (@WesWelker) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisbrown 4/20-I dedicate "till I die" to all those muhfuckas who live their life to the fullest! ELEVaTE MenTally!— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @russellcrowe bloke on set"are you a location assistant? " I reply "no,I'm a tap dancer with the russian ballet" "oh" he says" you don't sound Russian"— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RobKardashian "@KhloeKardashian: I feel like I'm dreaming :) please never wake me up!" happy 4/20 pothead!— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RealWizKhalifa Happy 4/20!!! Happy Every Stoners Birthday!— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RealWizKhalifa Im Gonna Be Tweetin Pictures Of Weed All Day. Don't Mind Me :-)— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RealWizKhalifa Special Daaaaaaaay!— Wiz Khalifa (@RealWizKhalifa) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @iamcolinquinn Just because it's 4/20 doesn't mean "those kind of jokes". Pot is a gateway drug. Also no Hitler jokes. Nazism is a gateway political party.— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) April 18, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jeweljk Ordering an autoharp online....— Jewel (@jeweljk) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lenadunham Once when I was little I was trying to fall asleep so I imagined Chris Farley lying on me til I passed out and I still feel guilty about it— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @THEsaragilbert My goal, generally, is to relax.— sara gilbert (@THEsaragilbert) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JoelMadden UH @Nicolerichie just told me she wants to be the cat on Cee Lo's lap— Joel Madden (@JoelMadden) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @benjaminmadden IT'S 240 DAY mannnnn I'm freakin out— benji madden (@benjaminmadden) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RobKardashian Jizz on you @KhloeKardashian— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KhloeKardashian Jizz on you @RobKardashian— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisdelia They say to live every day like it's your last. I kinda do that by crying every morning.— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alliharvard i wish i could order delivery for a slim jim— allison harvard (@alliharvard) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KELLYROWLAND Yay I am!!! twitter.com/KELLYROWLAND/s…— KELENDRIA ROWLAND (@KELLYROWLAND) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JoseCanseco Why are all thease hot looking woman replying to my tweets do they want me to hit on them or something— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 19, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JoseCanseco Girls don't show me your pics and fish for compliments like angelica did and say I am hitting on you .— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lala 4/20....4/20.....4/20...— LA LA(@lala) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SimonCowell I decided to buy myself a sensible car for once! ....say.ly/yWv37JP— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @danharmon Wow. You guys really liked that episode.Agreed, not one for newbies. Good news: our ratings will STILL be a random number between 0 and 3!— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chriscolfer Just heard on the news someone got drunk at Sea World and tried stealing a penguin...that's funny, I don't remember being at Sea World.— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @deesnider Your a Great man @Deesnider I couldn't be prouder.I will be by your side till the end of times.— Dee Snider (@deesnider) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GarretDillahunt After years of reflection and careful consideration, I've finally gotten a tattoo.Like it? twitter.com/GarretDillahun…— Garret Dillahunt (@GarretDillahunt) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @EthanSuplee My kids are out of school today and I'm having a difficult time explaining why this is a holiday.— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spencerpratt I forgot how much I loved following people. Blocking is no longer my favorite thing to do on twitter.— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jonesinforjason A girl just used air quotes around "ironic" Does that mean she was being ironically ironic or not at all ironic#helpmealanismorissette— Jason Jones (@jonesinforjason) April 20, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @realjeffreyross 4/20 Never Remember— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) April 20, 2012