Betty White Joins Twitter With Visions Of Ryan Seacrest’s Bed

Today’s Twitter Buzz: Betty White joins twitter despite how she said that she never would.

Hello Twitter!And they said it would never happen.Oh wait, that was me.

— Betty White (@BettyMWhite) April 10, 2012

Source: @BettyMWhite

Hey @RyanSeacrest - my new show airs tomorrow and I hear we're in the same time slot.I've always dreamed of sharing a night with you...

— Betty White (@BettyMWhite) April 10, 2012

Source: @BettyMWhite

Not sure if it is the jet lag or if I really am being taken from behind by a sphinx twitter.com/Alancumming/st…

— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) April 11, 2012

Source: @Alancumming

Think i offended the woman next to me at the airport by looking at Miley Cyrus' side boob on my iPad

— BEST COAST (@bestycoastyy) April 11, 2012

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Just killed back to back spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger #PopSingersDontEat #IWasBornThisWay

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) April 10, 2012

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It's finally happened. I have nothing to say.

— jonathan katz (@jonathan_katz) April 11, 2012

Source: @jonathan_katz

What sick looks like...HELP! instagr.am/p/JRLvN3RjSp/

— LA LA(@lala) April 11, 2012

Source: @lala

I would never burn money. Unless you count the ten grand I spent on cat jackets.

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) April 11, 2012

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I love you Internet! I love you hand! I love you penis!

— Ben Hoffman (@BeniHoff) April 11, 2012

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I love meeting new people EXCEPT when it goes like this: "you look so much...*softer* in person" (hand reaches out to touch my face)

— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) April 11, 2012

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It's really important to me that my kids learn another language, which is one of the reasons I'm teaching them to speak Ikea at an early age

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 11, 2012

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@CarolineManzo be afraid

— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) April 11, 2012

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Sometimes I think about u-the 180k ppl who follow me and never write, I wonder "How are they;What are they doing, am I just another tweet?"

— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) April 11, 2012

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I have a new movie idea, it is called "Welcome To Creepsville" and it stars me going to my neighborhood CVS at quarter to eleven tonight

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 11, 2012

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80's week. I'm really Getting in the spirit. instagr.am/p/JSdM4tsTC6/

— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) April 11, 2012

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I know it isn't ethical, but a part of me is tempted to take books of matches from restaurants now and then -- and never buy matches again.

— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) April 11, 2012

Source: @bjnovak

In kindergarden, I was always trynna date the boy who had the 64 color pack w the sharpener.. they always ran that muthafucka! #PowerCouple

— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) April 11, 2012

Source: @AubreyODay

Going down rabbit hole of looking up each twitter account quoted on Taco Bell'sNew extreme twitter Doritos soda cup.

— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) April 11, 2012

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Too early to fly. So tired. So sad to say goodbye. #wowijustdidthat

— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) April 11, 2012

Source: @adriangrenier

Just heard a song where in it LL Cool J said "You KNOW I'm shittin'!" Well... I'd sure hate to be the janitor in HIS studio.

— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 11, 2012

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Oddity of the day: Fruit salad anyone? twitter.com/1jamiebell/sta…

— Jamie Bell (@1jamiebell) April 11, 2012

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I wish I was eruditer.

— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) April 11, 2012

Source: @serafinowicz

Why is all yogurt suddenly "Greek style?"

— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) April 11, 2012

Source: @ScottAukerman

season two dallas will seduce george.costumes, lights, swings, poles, dry-ice, back up singers, fully-catered.he doesn't stand a chance.

— cheryl hines (@realcherylhines) April 11, 2012

Source: @realcherylhines

I Sing The Body Electric

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) April 11, 2012

Source: @LanaDelRey

Why do we love the men we love????? SERIOUSLY????? WHY????? Why can't we love the ones we SHOULD love?? I give up..going to bed...xxxo

— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) April 11, 2012

Source: @kirstiealley

I forgot to pack my clarisonic brush!! Ugh. Disaster. My skin is soooo mad at me

— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) April 11, 2012

Source: @mrbradgoreski

If Mitt is elected, Ann Romney will only be the second Wiccan in history to live in the White House!

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 11, 2012

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Damn my mother! Doing some writing & am reminded that I inherited sweaty palms from her. Well, at least my essence is truly on the page!

— Lou Diamond Phillips (@LouDPhillips) April 11, 2012

Source: @LouDPhillips

Whenever I see a UPS guy pull up with a package outside someone's building I yell "what's in the booooox" like brad pitt. #noidont

— josh groban (@joshgroban) April 11, 2012

Source: @joshgroban

Check out this dog? say.ly/jeU33sR

— Brett Ratner (@BrettRatner) April 11, 2012

Source: @BrettRatner