Celebrity·Posted on Apr 11, 2012Betty White Joins Twitter With Visions Of Ryan Seacrest's BedToday's Twitter Buzz: Betty White joins twitter despite how she said that she never would. Plus, Jamie Bell's fruit toilets, LaLa is sick, and Serena Williams goes '80s.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BettyMWhite Hello Twitter!And they said it would never happen.Oh wait, that was me.— Betty White (@BettyMWhite) April 10, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BettyMWhite Hey @RyanSeacrest - my new show airs tomorrow and I hear we're in the same time slot.I've always dreamed of sharing a night with you...— Betty White (@BettyMWhite) April 10, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Alancumming Not sure if it is the jet lag or if I really am being taken from behind by a sphinx twitter.com/Alancumming/st…— Alan Cumming (@Alancumming) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bestycoastyy Think i offended the woman next to me at the airport by looking at Miley Cyrus' side boob on my iPad— BEST COAST (@bestycoastyy) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ladygaga Just killed back to back spin classes. Eating a salad dreaming of a cheeseburger #PopSingersDontEat #IWasBornThisWay— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) April 10, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jonathan_katz It's finally happened. I have nothing to say.— jonathan katz (@jonathan_katz) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lala What sick looks like...HELP! instagr.am/p/JRLvN3RjSp/— LA LA(@lala) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rustyrockets I would never burn money. Unless you count the ten grand I spent on cat jackets.— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BeniHoff I love you Internet! I love you hand! I love you penis!— Ben Hoffman (@BeniHoff) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @iamsambee I love meeting new people EXCEPT when it goes like this: "you look so much...*softer* in person" (hand reaches out to touch my face)— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AnaGasteyer It's really important to me that my kids learn another language, which is one of the reasons I'm teaching them to speak Ikea at an early age— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BravoAndy @CarolineManzo be afraid— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LeahRemini Sometimes I think about u-the 180k ppl who follow me and never write, I wonder "How are they;What are they doing, am I just another tweet?"— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mindykaling I have a new movie idea, it is called "Welcome To Creepsville" and it stars me going to my neighborhood CVS at quarter to eleven tonight— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @serenawilliams 80's week. I'm really Getting in the spirit. instagr.am/p/JSdM4tsTC6/— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bjnovak I know it isn't ethical, but a part of me is tempted to take books of matches from restaurants now and then -- and never buy matches again.— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AubreyODay In kindergarden, I was always trynna date the boy who had the 64 color pack w the sharpener.. they always ran that muthafucka! #PowerCouple— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @danharmon Going down rabbit hole of looking up each twitter account quoted on Taco Bell'sNew extreme twitter Doritos soda cup.— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @adriangrenier Too early to fly. So tired. So sad to say goodbye. #wowijustdidthat— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisdelia Just heard a song where in it LL Cool J said "You KNOW I'm shittin'!" Well... I'd sure hate to be the janitor in HIS studio.— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1jamiebell Oddity of the day: Fruit salad anyone? twitter.com/1jamiebell/sta…— Jamie Bell (@1jamiebell) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @serafinowicz I wish I was eruditer.— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ScottAukerman Why is all yogurt suddenly "Greek style?"— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @realcherylhines season two dallas will seduce george.costumes, lights, swings, poles, dry-ice, back up singers, fully-catered.he doesn't stand a chance.— cheryl hines (@realcherylhines) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LanaDelRey I Sing The Body Electric— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kirstiealley Why do we love the men we love????? SERIOUSLY????? WHY????? Why can't we love the ones we SHOULD love?? I give up..going to bed...xxxo— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mrbradgoreski I forgot to pack my clarisonic brush!! Ugh. Disaster. My skin is soooo mad at me— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robdelaney If Mitt is elected, Ann Romney will only be the second Wiccan in history to live in the White House!— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LouDPhillips Damn my mother! Doing some writing & am reminded that I inherited sweaty palms from her. Well, at least my essence is truly on the page!— Lou Diamond Phillips (@LouDPhillips) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @joshgroban Whenever I see a UPS guy pull up with a package outside someone's building I yell "what's in the booooox" like brad pitt. #noidont— josh groban (@joshgroban) April 11, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BrettRatner Check out this dog? say.ly/jeU33sR— Brett Ratner (@BrettRatner) April 11, 2012