1. When they showed up on the red carpet like whoa.
2. The opening statement of their opening monologue.
5. When they called out Julia Louis-Dreyfus for being so Hollywood.
10. When they called Matt Damon a “garbage man.”
11. And this about Matthew McConaughey:
(It was pretty perfect.)
14. How their opening outfits were opposites of what they wore last year.
15. When they appeared onstage with drinks in hand…
16. …and then called out Julia Louis-Dreyfus a second time.
(And she was eating a hot dog.)