Visit Yemen!

  • Blonde, Blue-Eyed Terrorists

    Don't worry — if you visit Yemen, there's only a very remote chance that you'll become a terrorist! Despite the upcoming Senate report, it just doesn't happen very often that blonde, blue-eyed men decide to convert to Islam, marry Yemeni women and train to become terrorists. So come visit!

    • Sure, Yemeni women are exceptionally beautiful.

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  • I'm Going To Yemen!

    The infamous Chandler-goes-to-Yemen scene from friends. Even in 1998, Yemen was as far away as you could get.

  • Socotra Island

    Guys, not to be talking ourselves up too much, but Socotra Island, just off Yemen's coast, is one of the most beautiful and untouched spots on Earth. It's worth knowing about.

    • Socotra is the most isolated non-volcanic landmass on Earth. That means that unlike Hawaii, whose islands were created by volcanos, Socotra used to be a part of the Arabian Peninsula, a long long time ago.

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  • The U.S. Ranks 2nd in Asses

    According to figures from the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations, the United States ranks second in the world's total ass imports at 10,772 asses, or 28.1%. Yemen raked first importing 17,820 asses, or 46.4% of the world total. That's a lot of ass. Blink. Blink. Oh, they're talking about donkeys. Via Tabloid Prodigy http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=5987

    Yemen! No. 1 in ass imports!
    The U.S. Ranks 2nd in Asses

    Link: rankingamerica.wordpress.com