2. 2. However, little white lies can sometimes save the day.
18. 13. Don’t be mean to people. They might just come back into your life looking like Brad Pitt.
31. 23. Money cannot buy you happiness.
But also, don’t stand on a balcony with a bowlful of lottery tickets.
35. 27. Don’t try to seduce anyone with a knife in your hand.
36. 28. Know the difference between you’re and your.
41. 33. Sometimes you’ve got to suck it up.
43. 35. Always make sure you’re alone if you plan on doing something embarrassing.
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