1. I heard Piers Morgan's middle name is 'Bitter'.
Why do we have to endure this ludicrous nonsense? If you're nominated, write a damn note with your tedious thank-yous. Jeez. #BAFTATV
2. Whereas Anna Kendrick is a beacon of light and thoughtfulness.
The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that "nudie mag they found in the woods" experience. #culture
3. Alan Sugar just can't keep his thoughts about pond life scum to himself...
embarking on a de scumming exercise on twitter tomorrow, blocking all foul mouth pond life scum.Good news is they won’t know I am doing it
4. ... while Lindsay Lohan is sending out happy, safety messages complete with swimsuit selfie #TooKind
5. Charlie Sheen was nasty about his ex (complete with questionable spelling manipulation to create insults.)
We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief. hate. SBW c
6. James Blunt, on the other hand, does not rise to the bait.
I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
7. Tulisa Contostavlos, wash your mouth out!
N as 4 all u fuckin haters...u can kiss my fuckin ass #gettingpaid #bothered? Gdsgdhdhdhdh hahaha
8. Why can't you be more like Jodie Marsh who offers helpful medical advice?
9. Azealia Banks & Lily Allen's beef is, frankly, a little embarrassing...
@fabulousoa weak... she can't talk though. Not when I met her coked up at yoyo... And NOT with that ugly husband she has.
Not even gonna @ her but if she wants to talk about weak , I'm sure her record sales to date should suffice. One hit wonder.
And my husband ? Don't go there bitch Or your totally unnecessary security detail may actually have something to worry about #wannabe
10. While Kim Kardashian works tirelessly at promoting the truth.
Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out...
1. We are not married yet!
2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after!
3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate
4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.
11. Professor Green can't hold his tongue when someone annoys him.
12. Lady Gaga, however, is too busy loving and appreciating her Little Monster's like a good pop star should.
13. Kanye West went H.A.M. in a caps-lock-filled rage at a chat show host who was just trying to have a laugh.
14. Whereas Miley Cyrus (who was sick at the time) expressed her deepest sorrow at letting her fans down, complete with a range of emojis.
15. Before seeking help, Amanda Bynes was pretty mean about, well, just about everyone.
16. Leaving behind her ABH days, Cheryl Cole is now a pillar of society with words of wisdom such as this.
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