Don’t get me started on swimming costumes! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read those articles that say, “Wear something with a pattern, especially around the middle, to disguise your stomach.” Uh, no! What happens is the patterns s..t..r..e..t..c..h over those larger or lumpy bits and draw attention to them! And what’s with the shelf or built in bras in swimwear? Even IF I manage to find a swimsuit I can fit into, the length is often not long enough for me, so the bra area ends somewhere closer to my navel! If there is one that I can manage to fit into, the “comfortable and supportive” shelf bra, squashes my breasts to the sides so that it appears I have no breasts in front, and am now sporting strangely shaped growths under my arms!