Multiple people have told me about this mythical girl name “Sami” who really doesn’t do anything but write sub-par articles for the Alligator, and shit about cats for BuzzFeed. When I inadvertently stumbled upon this list earlier today I thought “Man, this article is very Sami.” Sure enough, I scrolled up after finally making my way through a list that was probably more painful to navigate than the jungles of Vietnam (post Agent Orange), only to find that this was indeed written by Sami. All I really know is that based on the 20 years I’ve been visiting/enrolled in this institution, I would rather be sprayed down with Agent Orange in my sleep than have to read this list a second time.