For further reading consult Consider the Oyster by M. F. K. Fisher. It’s a good short read, and less than $10 on Amazon.

The moral if this story seems to be: ppl need to learn how to dust their shit and not pour liquids on electronics.

Most of the pictures are clearly from a photo shoot. In the bottom gif she’s cleaning at least 121.25 lbs (I think that’s 2x 44.09 lbs plates and a 33.07 lbs bar).

Deuteronomy 22:28-29:
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. It’s God’s will right? /King James version cause it sounds fancy.

After reading some of the comments I think this post may have been an epic act of sleeper trolling. If so brilliant!

Alas, Google dropped the + marker not long ago for some inexplicable reason.

#26 is Dyngus Day, the day after Easter. A holiday in Eastern Europe where young men splash young women with water for some reason that eludes me.

Cute. Fake, but cute.