Why does an 8-year-old have cleavage?

Weird, I went to high school with one of these doods.

Very cute. I'm glad he wasn't a scumbag about it. Good kid.

Ginger? White?

She's got to be one of the worst on-the-scene journalists. Ugh.

Ever hear of copyright violation? Yep… you just violated it.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

I'm troubled that we go to the same dentist. I had him first, she should be the one to find a new one. I'm afraid of contracting Hep C from him now.

She's a huge bitch. Martha is a saint for putting up with this nonsense. I've never heard Martha speak ill of her.

tl;dr

Herman Cain in front of plastic slat blinds that come standard in any bush-league apartment complex = CLASSY!

I hope he was torn limb from limb and his organs were harvested.

Mine was an Apple IIe. I loved the crap out of that thing.
I found out, years later, that my father acquired this awesome thing through theft.

I hate those spiteful, dirty bitches.

Subliminal Seduction is actually in a lot of libraries. I know it the past it was used in a lot of marketing and psychology classes.
I don't know why I feel compelled to mention that.

See? Life in the 50s really WAS in black and white. Girl's going on about everything's in color while she's trippin.