This Is What Scottish People Are Like, According To Stock Photographs

True fact: All Scots love kissing Highland cattle.

Welcome to Scotland! Here is a quick and completely accurate guide to what Scottish people are like.

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All of these pictures were found by searching for “Scottish”, “Scotland”, “Scottish man” or “Scottish woman” on stock photography websites.

1. Scottish men look like this.

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2. Scottish women look like this.

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3. Scottish people are very patriotic and are constantly waving small Scottish flags.

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4. Scottish people a very proud of their Scottish business cards and will show them to you at every opportunity.

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5. Scottish people are all superheroes whose secret power is being Scottish.

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6. Scottish people are friendly and polite.

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7. Scottish people spend most of their days carefully tuning their bagpipes.

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8. Scottish people then play their bagpipes at sunset.

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9. Scottish people play their bagpipes so hard it makes them grow old very quickly.

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10. Scottish people like to look worried while sitting on heather.

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11. Scottish people enjoy staring thoughtfully at bales of hay.

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12. Scottish people always raise their hands in the air when they look at landscapes.

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13. Scottish people spend their days being sassy while fishing.

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14. Scottish people love kissing Highland cattle.

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15. Scottish people look quite chilly on beaches.

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16. Scottish people really enjoy removing shopping trolleys from ponds.

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17. Scottish people have very convincing hair.

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18. Scottish people are very flirty with their kilts.

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19. Scottish people are always drinking whisky direct from a decanter.

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20. Scottish people are TERRIBLE at winking.

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21. Scottish people simply cannot get enough of standing on beaches wearing lampshades on their heads.

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22. Scottish people just will not stop eating nails.

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23. Scottish people are so baffled by dice they don’t notice the small clumps of hay stuck to their walls.

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24. And Scottish people love dressing in traditional clothing and being romanced by tiny amorous bearded men.

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And that’s exactly what Scotland is like.

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