The Weirdest Questions Asked By “The Wright Stuff” On Twitter

Cloning dinosaurs: are you for or against?

2. “The Wright Stuff” is a chat show hosted by Matthew Wright, which airs in the mornings on Britain’s Channel 5. The show has a Twitter account. The Twitter account is amazing.

4. It never replies to anybody. It never retweets anybody. It never links to anything. All it does is shout questions into the void. Amazing questions.

7. So many questions.

Is 40 too old to skateboard?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Should we call time on the high five?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Do only cowards quit at the top?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Is it ever ok to kill a spider?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Are pink and blue Kinder Surprise eggs sexist?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

What makes women kill?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Can you be too sexy? Is there a limit to how sexy one person can be?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

16. It’s not entirely clear that the questions even have answers.

Would you rather your better half was cute or hot?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

17. And some of them have… well, really easy answers.

A 10 year old boy was told to change when he turned up in Nazi uniform for a school’s WW2 day. Since when have Nazi outfits been a no no?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

@5WrightStuff @EvaWiseman 1945.

— laurenlaverne (@Lauren Laverne)

19. Don’t even know what this one means.

Would you take a death test?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

20. Some of the questions are bit… well. You know.

Are there no-go zones for breastfeeding? Have you seen a mum breastfeed in a place you didn’t think it was appropriate.

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

The Coalition have made adopting black and asian kid easier. Are we in danger of downplaying the importance of racial identity in adoption?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

23. It includes some really strong material on parenting.

Should every family go camping once?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Is being obsessed with boybands dangerous for your daughters?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Concerned your kids are on smart drugs?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Is it ok to give your teenager’s friends alcohol, without permission, if you’ve brought them along on holiday with you?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Should you teach your kids to fight?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Growing up with a parent in jail

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Can you ever fix a broken child?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

CALL AN AMBULANCE.

32. Some of its questions sound a bit like cries for help.

Can you shame yourself thin?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Why does everyone seem to have a downer on so-called happy pills?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Are you wasting your life if you go on the same holiday, year in, year out?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

Should we teach kids that dreams just don't come true?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

37. Occasionally it just shouts at the heavens.

Rain or shine? Make up your mind!

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

38. And every once in a while, it goes really angry and allcapsy and you start getting a bit scared of it.

IS IT RACIST TO SAY I WOULDN’T DATE A BLACK GUY?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

IS IT YOUR FAULT IF NO-ONE GETS YOUR SICK JOKES?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

IS IT YOUR FAULT IF YOUR KIDS HAVE NO FRIENDS?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

WRITE WHAT YOU WANT ON A GRAVESTONE?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

42. And then, sometimes, it just turns into the Hulk.

DOES SMASHING STUFF UP MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

— 5WrightStuff (@The Wright Stuff)

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