All Of The Russian Space Sex Geckos Have Died

    They boldly went where no sex geckos had gone before. RIP sex geckos.

    The Russian geckos that were lost while having sex in space – and then found again – have all been found dead upon their return to Earth, according to the Russian space agency.

    However, a joint statement from Roscosmos and the Academy of Sciences' Institute of Medico-Biological Problems now says that all the geckos died on board.

    Roscsomos said that: "It was established that while the Drosophila flies handled spaceflight well, developed and bred successfully, all the geckos, unfortunately, died. The date and circumstances of their deaths will be established by specialists."

    The Moscow Times reports that scientists will have to view 44 days worth of video footage to determine exactly when the geckos died, and if they ever actually had sex.

    Confirmed with Roscosmos: all of the Russian sex geckos are dead.

    Would propose impromptu candlelight vigil 4 #Russian sex #geckos on Red Square, but rly not tryin 2 get arrestd 4 unsanctioned demonstration

    Farewell, geckos. We barely knew you. :-(

    #Roscosmos: Interior view of the #FotonM4 capsule after landing in Southern Russia today. #Foton #Gecko